Cigarette Newbie

[The Ocelot]

will keep a glass of alcohol by me at all times. hmm.. will the alcohol help me get the yellow stains off of my fingers too? will start stirring my drinks with my fingers while i smoke!

Why would you want to do that? All the cool people have yellow fingers these days. Women go to salons just to get yellowed - tanning is so passé.

 

[stefania123]

Why would you want to do that? All the cool people have yellow fingers these days. Women go to salons just to get yellowed - tanning is so passé.

lool

 

[stefania123]

oops sorry for the outburst, i think im getting a bit tipsy thats great about the yellowing! i think i may make an appt tommorow to do all my fingers!

 

[Ref Minor]

oops sorry for the outburst, i think im getting a bit tipsy thats great about the yellowing! i think i may make an appt tommorow to do all my fingers!

Remember to make sure to ask them to do a darker shade on the first and second fingers of your smoking hand, otherwise you will look,like a fake wannabe

 

[fabricator4]

Since cigarettes are FDA approved and vaping is not and therefore must be bad for you.. I decided to start smoking instead. I hate to sound like such a noob, but im having some strange side effects from the cigarettes. shortness of breath, cough, high blood pressure, chest pain, loss of taste and smell... is this normal? also, all of this pain does not make me want to stop, it makes me want to smoke more. which is ok i guess, cause i heard its cool.

Don't worry, it will all be over soon!

 

[Shelbeethehmmrgirl]

Just cuz noobs eat up charts -

(*I ushered at the NuArt for a while, Princess P. It was graced to have you!)

Can I get that in a chart for a Mini Cigar? Also is there a chart for a box mod? I am too lazy to look. TIA!

 

[Shelbeethehmmrgirl]

Soaking used cigarettes in Jägermeister overnight gives a tasty and nutritious breakfast drink which will help keep your body's nic and essential tar levels up at a healthy level

What about soaking Mini cigars? can that be done also can you soak a Box mod?? I am so confused!!!!!

 

[jtpjc]

Don't brush your teeth too often. Yellow is the new white!

 

[stefania123]

What about soaking Mini cigars? can that be done also can you soak a Box mod?? I am so confused!!!!!

you have to dry burn mini cigars before you soak them. but the problem is.. usually they are gone after the dry burn

 

[jtpjc]

There's a new mouth spray available, it's called Humphrey Bogart. Also available as a new scent by Febreze.

 

[e-pipeman]

Don't brush your teeth too often. Yellow is the new white!

We English have always known this.

 

[jtpjc]

you have to dry burn mini cigars before you soak them. but the problem is.. usually they are gone after the dry burn

You got it backwards. First soak in PGA, so it won't burn because it's all wet now. This method is called a wet burn. Wait till dry and then do a dry burn.

 

[jtpjc]

I just looove this smoking thing! Especially the drinking part! This is the third day in a row that I'm drunk before noon! And it's all legal!

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

Look everyone! I finally got Gramps to give up his nasty old e-ciggies!

Bet it won't be long now that I'll receive my inheritance! Woot.

 

[XeniaMike]

I have a question on the urine thing. Should I start out with a 10ml bottle of urine or just get the discount for the 30ml? Does it keep well? Should I keep it in the fridge? I just got a special box to keep those bottles in for next to the lazy boy. Fits most of my mods too if I don't want to leave them in the factory paper carry-box.

I am still too chicken to try the corn cob, I am a noob. Still using factory tubes. Someday I will try the corn cob, but am waiting for PBusardo to do a review on it.

 

[Ref Minor]

Someday I will try the corn cob, but am waiting for PBusardo to do a review on it.

Once he does it will be my favouritist ever

 

[CES]

I have a question on the urine thing. Should I start out with a 10ml bottle of urine or just get the discount for the 30ml? Does it keep well? Should I keep it in the fridge? I just got a special box to keep those bottles in for next to the lazy boy. Fits most of my mods too if I don't want to leave them in the factory paper carry-box.

I am still too chicken to try the corn cob, I am a noob. Still using factory tubes. Someday I will try the corn cob, but am waiting for PBusardo to do a review on it.

ya know, if you get a catheter, you can use fresh urine every time and you don't even have to get up from the lazy boy.

 

[Ref Minor]

@CES
I think Big eCig has hacked your banner.

 

[CES]

oh noes!!

(but then again, aren't those 4000 chemical the value-added part of smoking? )

 

[XeniaMike]

I just received a Pall Mall clone in the mail. Should I wrap it? It may slide out of my hand the way it is. I have vinyl wraps, but got a plastic taste on my last mod.