Cigarette Newbie

[e-pipeman]

Yes, but that's OK because it's just recycling. Everyone here is into recycling old butts into new cigarettes so I expect recycling e-cigs into cigarette lighters will really take off.

You have a good point there - but even recycled it will still have the whiff of Satan (not to be confused with Satan's Whiffs, which are rather dandy small cigars).

 

[e-pipeman]

I couldn't agree with the OP more. Banish any trace of the pg/vg menace from your life! Besides, there's a lighter to match the highly sought-after donkey dispenser -

And, until FastNic finally gets said dispenser in stock, you can all see it IN ACTION!!!

OMG! Nirvana! Lead singer in the ashtray!

 

[DkGanz]

What are we to do when these mods make it into the storm drains and end up washing up all over beaches? You ever seen a dolphin with a Provari sticking out its blowhole? It's coming my friends! The future isn't looking so bright now!l

 

[e-pipeman]

What are we to do when these mods make it into the storm drains and end up washing up all over beaches? You ever seen a dolphin with a Provari sticking out its blowhole? It's coming my friends! The future isn't looking so bright now!l

You paint a very unattractive picture.

 

[MasterofNone]

It took me 5 posts to realize the joke... " what should I do with the ash? Currently im putting mine in a velvet pouch"...

"How should I carry my csetup? I've tried putting a lot cigarette in my shirt pocket..."

Just brilliant people. I heart you all <3

 

[XeniaMike]

The PBastardo review of the new Mini Propipi is in. It's my new favouritist mod ever now.

I don't think it's very nice to make fun of American politicians in this fashion.

 

[XeniaMike]

What are we to do when these mods make it into the storm drains and end up washing up all over beaches? You ever seen a dolphin with a Provari sticking out its blowhole? It's coming my friends! The future isn't looking so bright now!l

This is actually a boon for wildlife. The fill inside the old cartos can be extracted by the beak or talon of a woodland creature, and used for nest filling. Baby chicks are known to get a perky little 'lift' from the nic absorbed through their tiny feet.

 

[jtpjc]

But two packs of REAL cigs will give the cute little birdies a LOT MORE filler material from the filters than one measly little cartridge (although, to be honest, it performs equal to two packs of cigarettes).

 

[mediocre toker]

You won't need any money for advertising at the start. One or two puffs and they will be hooked for life! It only takes one person to hand a few around and you'll have more business than you know what to do with. I suggest you take that money you were going to spend on advertising and invest in production equipment, er, virgins with long thighs and a few chemist to work out which are the best chemicals to add to make the cigarette more addictive.

Later on you will need to invest in some advertising though, to get your brand name out there. You want something that shows how cool it is to smoke, and how everyone who smokes is a rugged individual. I suggest you look at sporting venues for sponsorship and advertising. There's bound to be plenty looking for sponsorship for advertising space now that e-cig advertising has been banned.

Silly person, you don't have to lobby for political support. Just give them some of the gobs of money you are going to be making in exchange for smoke friendly laws. They may want to introduce a tobacco tax, but don't worry because by that time the smokers will be too hooked on smoking to be able to do anything about it. Boy are they going to be paying big time, as long as they live.

hooked? I just thought that i really really really liked them a lot!!!!

 

[jtpjc]

You might think that smoking in nature is a bad idea. But a professor recently said that the inhaled vapor from an e-cig may very well be, like, thousands of degrees hot! Compare that to the low temperatures of cigarette smoke that hardly ever reach eighthundred degrees. So, it is far more dangerous to VAPE in nature than it is to SMOKE! Exhale your steam on a bush and whoosh, instant forest fire! No danger of that with cigarettes.

 

[Ref Minor]

You might think that smoking in nature is a bad idea. But a professor recently said that the inhaled vapor from an e-cig may very well be, like, thousands of degrees hot! Compare that to the low temperatures of cigarette smoke that hardly ever reach eighthundred degrees. So, it is far more dangerous to VAPE in nature than it is to SMOKE! Exhale your steam on a bush and whoosh, instant forest fire! No danger of that with cigarettes.

Yes, a CSAA pamphlet I have states that the vast majority of forest fires are caused by the overheating batteries of eCigarettes disposed of by hikers.

 

[jtpjc]

hooked? I just thought that i really really really liked them a lot!!!!

Hooked, shmooked. You're not really hooked. Only addicted. Nothing wrong with addiction, it's just a habit.

 

[jtpjc]

Yes, a CSAA pamphlet I have states that the vast majority of forest fires are caused by the overheating batteries of eCigarettes disposed of by hikers.

There you go! Real proof!

 

[Nermal]

I have to clarify the "nature smoking issues" there, jtpjc. At least in our semi arid regions with sandy soils, any unburned tobacco ground into the soil is a source of valuable humus. And the filters. . . ? Lordy! Those fibers retain moisture better than the overpriced stuff they sell in nurseries.

Puff on, but do be sure they are properly extinguished. Those firefighters can find real jobs.


Note: I have actually presented this argument in real life. I was accused of being in denial, which everyone with an education knows, is a river in Egypt.

 

[Ref Minor]

Puff on, but do be sure they are properly extinguished. Those firefighters can find real jobs.

More misinformation from Big eCig, we have presented proof that forest fires are caused by the careless disposal of overheating eCig batteries yet people come here accusing innocent smokers.

 

[e-pipeman]

More misinformation from Big eCig, we have presented proof that forest fires are caused by the careless disposal of overheating eCig batteries yet people come here accusing innocent smokers.

People don't realise how dangerous overheating e-cig batteries can be. Thankfully we're all happy dancing around our naked flame. It's nature's way.

 

[Shadav]

omfg rotflmfao this thread just keeps getting better and better

oh the poor dolphins....save the dolphins....

damn big ECig and their non biodegradable rechargeable batteries and all metal shells....

I don't know...now that you got me thinking....I think some of these nasty vapor machines could be repurposed into some nifty looking weapons....a set of vv twist mini nunchakus....home made taser....oh now you've got me thinking

 

[Shadav]

People don't realise how dangerous overheating e-cig batteries can be. Thankfully we're all happy dancing around our naked flame. It's nature's way.

lol i had to read that a few times before my brain caught naked flame not just dancing around naked lol

 

[The Ocelot]

lol i had to read that a few times before my brain caught naked flame not just dancing around naked lol

Your mind is in the gutter, but that's okay, you can often find partially unsmoked cigarettes there and recycle them.

 

[jtpjc]

I was looking at my now obsolete ecigs... and was wondering... maybe I could mod them into something useful... like a flashlight... or a laser pointer... or maybe a Sonic Screwdriver! That would be cool! And my Reo would make a great cigarette case!