Okay I'm ready to do some more .....ing since this thread is about pet peeves
1. Idiots who play two outs for their whole stack, hit it and think it's cute and funny. I'd like to take a shotgun and teach them how cute that is
2. Idiots who peel hell to drive out in front of me and then drive 4mph
3. Idiots who drive anywhere near me
4. Loved ones who were supposed to be elders but need a baby sitter. UM LIKE OMG DERZ A PROBLIM CALL THE. Well where in the HELL do I go if I have a problem? Oh, right, there's a
mirror in the other room. And let's make SURE that we cost THE 1000s of dollars and waste 100s of 1000s but give all of the assets away to crooked wealthy who are backstabbing garbage with their backs turned.... just to be cute and let THE know we care
5. People from the old days I fronted 1000s and 1000s to who treat me like I have aids whenever I fell off and completely forgot all about me. A couple of them are in for some bad bad surprises. They'll remember me, then
6. Not having a Cadillac for the first time in my life as of two months ago. I feel like I died .
7. Not seeing my exes kids any more. Fine, turn on me you weak I gave you reasons I'm sure ... but let me see the kids I love the kids you let me love them you can't just take 'em .. Yeah, she can. Now I can't their boyfriends into or take away their car keys 
8. Restaurants that don't understand how I want my steak. I'm sending it back until it's right. Matter of fact, I'll eat this one while you make the right one, and I'll eat that one too. And you better charge me once. Is this the biggest steak you have? 12oz? Give me two, you idiots. What kind of a man only eats 12oz of steak? ......!!
9. Women who don't want to see me if I don't want to or spank them. Fine. I'll just hide out in the midwest and sit in my chair. Presumptuous little angels!! Angels, still, but damn!! I am a human being.
10. Losing my car keys.
11. Someone misplacing something of mine, hands the off before I break them for you
12. Not having a gun. I miss my guns. Can't wait to have my guns back.
13. Not owning a home. I miss owning a home more than anything. Not having a home makes me mad angry and upset like Al Capone. I miss my home. All of the greedy crooked in the whole family got free houses. I paid for mine and it's gone. I've done everything for every one of these clowns WHERE'S MINE. I want a house. ASAP.
14. Not being able to play as much poker as I use to. That really pisses with me. I like to play some cards. Walk around a casino with a lady friend. Take in some night air and some sand for my toes. Sigh
15. Idiots who don't listen to me and end up completely and wonder why or try to blame me. When someone has 40 IQ points on ya, LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY. If I run into someone who's equal to or above me, I LISTEN. WHY CAN'T THESE IDIOTS?
Well that is enough off of the old chest for this evening
1. Idiots who play two outs for their whole stack, hit it and think it's cute and funny. I'd like to take a shotgun and teach them how cute that is
2. Idiots who peel hell to drive out in front of me and then drive 4mph
3. Idiots who drive anywhere near me
4. Loved ones who were supposed to be elders but need a baby sitter. UM LIKE OMG DERZ A PROBLIM CALL THE. Well where in the HELL do I go if I have a problem? Oh, right, there's a
mirror in the other room. And let's make SURE that we cost THE 1000s of dollars and waste 100s of 1000s but give all of the assets away to crooked wealthy who are backstabbing garbage with their backs turned.... just to be cute and let THE know we care5. People from the old days I fronted 1000s and 1000s to who treat me like I have aids whenever I fell off and completely forgot all about me. A couple of them are in for some bad bad surprises. They'll remember me, then
6. Not having a Cadillac for the first time in my life as of two months ago. I feel like I died .
7. Not seeing my exes kids any more. Fine, turn on me you weak
I gave you reasons I'm sure ... but let me see the kids I love the kids you let me love them you can't just take 'em .. Yeah, she can. Now I can't their boyfriends into or take away their car keys 8. Restaurants that don't understand how I want my steak. I'm sending it back until it's right. Matter of fact, I'll eat this one while you make the right one, and I'll eat that one too. And you better charge me once. Is this the biggest steak you have? 12oz? Give me two, you idiots. What kind of a man only eats 12oz of steak? ......!!
9. Women who don't want to see me if I don't want to
or spank them. Fine. I'll just hide out in the midwest and sit in my chair. Presumptuous little angels!! Angels, still, but damn!! I am a human being.10. Losing my car keys.
11. Someone misplacing something of mine, hands the
off before I break them for you12. Not having a gun. I miss my guns. Can't wait to have my guns back.
13. Not owning a home. I miss owning a home more than anything. Not having a home makes me mad angry and upset like Al Capone. I miss my home. All of the greedy crooked
in the whole family got free houses. I paid for mine and it's gone. I've done everything for every one of these clowns WHERE'S MINE. I want a house. ASAP.14. Not being able to play as much poker as I use to. That really pisses with me. I like to play some cards. Walk around a casino with a lady friend. Take in some night air and some sand for my toes. Sigh
15. Idiots who don't listen to me and end up completely
and wonder why or try to blame me. When someone has 40 IQ points on ya, LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY. If I run into someone who's equal to or above me, I LISTEN. WHY CAN'T THESE IDIOTS?Well that is enough off of the old chest for this evening
