I'm drinking the coffee, still not helping yet...
I don't like the sounds of that.

I don't do sugar free
anything.
Hmmm, a harness dress.

Do you have a link??
I've bought about 5 different harnesses trying to find one that fits and works for Xena. The best one so far is just a plain black web harness. I love the little automatic leash thingy I found for her! It was less than $10 and I don't have to worry about stepping on her leash when we're outside. She likes to stand close to my feet, and I've also had her wrap a regular leash around my leg.