You can only do so much. Don't let it get too overwhelming before you shut down for the day.
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Surprise!! I hate it when that happens. I'll sit in and hold up the drive thru to check my order.
Everyone needs new shoes. Especially FV after the weeks she's had. Shoes are cool!
You know, after what happened today I probably would have called you if I had your number. I cried in the middle of Target.

I was just trying to get out of there as fast as I could and couldn't hold it in. The sweet cashier gave me a hug.

No offense JD, but it sounds like you're both better off without her. You're a great dad!
I've never tasted banana in it.