Dear Mad as hell and ain't going to take it anymore,
My best advice is to just mod for your own satisfaction. If you try to please everyone you will end up with a Rube Goldberg contraption. In a nut shell if you do put in the Kitchen sink someone will want running water with it so they can wash the thing and then someone will want it to have hot and cold running water. By the time you put all that in along with the extension cord to the hot water heater you will need a truck to haul it around in. Oh yea air conditioning would be nice too. Central heat, cruse control, MP3, electric start, on star, 20 gig hard drive, blue tooth, and a self filling Gummy tank.
Yeah, that way you don't end up with something like this poor ..........