DEX, you should do a video. The shot comes in slowly of your face. Your face is in a complete total dead pan look. Zero affect. The monologue that begins would be as follows:
(Monologue in a monotone voice with no facial affect)
1. Hi......My name is DEX......
2. I like
coils
3. I like coil extensions
4. I am always up beat (dramatic pause: "brotha")
5. I like symmetrical coils
6. I like my atty screws to line up too
7. Ask me anything about my coils and I will help you
8. Like me here and on FB and Twitter
9. My name is DEX.
10. I like coils
Cut scene...