Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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This is how me and my family talk. I told my story of how I got rid of Jehovah's Witnesses. My husband said, "I could never do that, I'm a man I'd get arrested."
My kid: "F that. I hate those people. When I get a house I'm going to get a bunch of PROPS to scare them away."
Me: "Like what?"
Kid: "I don't know, some sex toys maybe a fleshlight, some taxidermied thing...."
Me: "For the ABORTIONISTS, you could have a fake fetus in a jar! You could be like, "You're right, I LOVE my baby, and like sing to it...."
The gentlemen: "Going nuts about politics now."
Sorry about all this but you don't GET to hear, "some taxidermied thing" in response to religious soliciters that often. You just DON'T.
It all started with the Fog Church Chicken so blame ECF.
I love my family. The kiddo's a libertarian, the husband is a conspiracist, and I'm an agitator who takes it all too far.
Yes, we can be awful but I'm having a lot of fun.
Anna
My kid: "F that. I hate those people. When I get a house I'm going to get a bunch of PROPS to scare them away."
Me: "Like what?"
Kid: "I don't know, some sex toys maybe a fleshlight, some taxidermied thing...."
Me: "For the ABORTIONISTS, you could have a fake fetus in a jar! You could be like, "You're right, I LOVE my baby, and like sing to it...."
The gentlemen: "Going nuts about politics now."
Sorry about all this but you don't GET to hear, "some taxidermied thing" in response to religious soliciters that often. You just DON'T.
It all started with the Fog Church Chicken so blame ECF.
I love my family. The kiddo's a libertarian, the husband is a conspiracist, and I'm an agitator who takes it all too far.
Yes, we can be awful but I'm having a lot of fun.
Anna
Then... there's this "Bagel Head" Fad
seems more of a Doughnut look to me.
If one isn't enough, Double Bagels!
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Are those fat injections and if so.... who?
Look I'm sorry body modification has gone too far. These things make me ASHAMED that like, I even LOOKED at what a tummy tuck would do.
Also, despite everyone saying it "can't be done" like there are totally yoga and exercise things that CAN be done, and maybe it will take time, but it CAN be done. Sort of.
Never going under the knife and to be fair I'm exactly at the age most women do it. This culture is so weird. I always thought there should be a "plastic surgery panel" (instead of the sort of fictional death panels) where a bunch of folks decided if your disfigurement was horrible enough to be fixed.
I would not pass that panel, they'd be like, "Lady, you look better than most of our AFTER pictures you just have body dysmorphia, go talk to your therapist."
LOL which is EXACTLY what I need to do (along with my exercises) actually.
Sometimes, a culture can just get TOO advanced and I kinda think we are there. LOL.
Anna
Look I'm sorry body modification has gone too far. These things make me ASHAMED that like, I even LOOKED at what a tummy tuck would do.
Also, despite everyone saying it "can't be done" like there are totally yoga and exercise things that CAN be done, and maybe it will take time, but it CAN be done. Sort of.
Never going under the knife and to be fair I'm exactly at the age most women do it. This culture is so weird. I always thought there should be a "plastic surgery panel" (instead of the sort of fictional death panels) where a bunch of folks decided if your disfigurement was horrible enough to be fixed.
I would not pass that panel, they'd be like, "Lady, you look better than most of our AFTER pictures you just have body dysmorphia, go talk to your therapist."
LOL which is EXACTLY what I need to do (along with my exercises) actually.
Sometimes, a culture can just get TOO advanced and I kinda think we are there. LOL.
Anna
It sure is a mad mad world!Then... there's this "Bagel Head" Fad
seems more of a Doughnut look to me.
If one isn't enough, Double Bagels!
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Here's the original songwriter singing it. I think like 90% of the time, (BOB DYLAN EXCEPTED and ALSO Leanord Cohen but OMG BOB DYLAN DEFINITELY) the song by the song writer has a TON more expression because they WROTE it and they get the emotional thing behind it, even if they don't have the greatest voice kind of deal.
This one can kind of make you cry even though Tears for Fears "is better" and etc.
It's also usually stripped down to it's total parts.
Anna
Here's the original songwriter singing it. I think like 90% of the time, (BOB DYLAN EXCEPTED and ALSO Leanord Cohen but OMG BOB DYLAN DEFINITELY) the song by the song writer has a TON more expression because they WROTE it and they get the emotional thing behind it, even if they don't have the greatest voice kind of deal.
This one can kind of make you cry even though Tears for Fears "is better" and etc.
It's also usually stripped down to it's total parts.
Anna
I also never wanted to be part of the "underground scene." My brief forays there left me in the dark, confused, and I was afraid to like, drink anything, eat anything and etc.
I really preferred to do my dastardly deeds in the full light of day, like climb a mountain, ingest whatever, then climb down.
I kind of looked at it as practice for work... Where you start work, then you are like "GAH!!!!!" and then it gets really hard.
I went to the famous underground club in DC like, ONE time (it's now closed I forget the name now) but New Model Army was coming and only like 20 Americans wanted to go I think.
I mean. Okay, you are welcome.
HOW can you not love this band??
Also, I really wanted to bang the singer but they seemed like they wanted to leave so I was too timid and like I just muttered at them they were like Angels from above, or something.
I bet he would have I'm just TOO timid in the dark.
Anna
I really preferred to do my dastardly deeds in the full light of day, like climb a mountain, ingest whatever, then climb down.
I kind of looked at it as practice for work... Where you start work, then you are like "GAH!!!!!" and then it gets really hard.
I went to the famous underground club in DC like, ONE time (it's now closed I forget the name now) but New Model Army was coming and only like 20 Americans wanted to go I think.
I mean. Okay, you are welcome.
HOW can you not love this band??
Also, I really wanted to bang the singer but they seemed like they wanted to leave so I was too timid and like I just muttered at them they were like Angels from above, or something.
I bet he would have I'm just TOO timid in the dark.
Anna
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I remember watching that performance by Adam Lambert and thinking to myself how absolutely terrible his interpretation was, weak vocals at points, whiny, a few off key notes, and just missed the mark. When Simon gave him a standing O I had some dark thoughts in my head, like yeahhhh, Simon's got a "thing" for Adam
I'm kinda glad I don't quite understand this particular fetish...just... Da Fuque?!?!
I know, but you weren't inhabiting my particular cells and whatnot at that particular time in history and like it's not meant to be PLEASANT. It's GRIM. DARK. DEVILISH.
IDK. Really. Man I better take my meds and get an EARLY night, I think.
Anna
IDK. Really. Man I better take my meds and get an EARLY night, I think.
Anna
Yep.
Plus When I first saw the pic, i was like the. vJJ is in the wrong place.
I know... REEEeeePoRted !
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