He hasn't done that yet but he will wait until he sees someone else walking down the isle toward us so they'll think it was me. Sometimes I think there's a small part of his brain that's still 12 years old. He loves to irritate me until I try to swat him away so he can tell an employee that he's a victim of domestic violence & they should call the police before he wakes up dead. I'm 5'4" and he's a 6'2" iron working covered in tattoos. He is supportive and happy that I'm now vaping instead of smoking so I guess he has good qualities too.
, then grabbed my cart and started walking off, mumbling about having no idea who's child that was. It's hilarious now, back then I wanted to drop him off at the nearest Catholic orphanage on the way home. 
