I don't mind crazy names...name it "Whatever" as much as I care...BUT..I'm not going to buy a juice that has a name "Whatever" AND a "less than descriptive" description!! I've seen descriptions like "Two points if you can tell us what it is!" You can keep your two (no value) points...and I will keep my credit card in my wallet! IF you want to make a sale to ME...you will have to take a moment, take off your smarty pants hat, put on your adult hat long enough to tell me that "Seamen" "tastes like Alaska Ice melting under a summer moon on the deck of the Time Bandit"...(something that I wouldn't vape on a double dare bet!)
There are several juice retailers that I do not even VISIT because they have EVERY darned juice with a non-descriptive name and NO description at all...and then have the unmitigated nerve to charge premium prices for the mystery. Grampa used to say "if everyone liked the same thing, they'd all have married gramma." In other words, it's okay by me if you want to pay good money for a vape mystery...but I'm not interested.
A short "word to the wise"...if YOU are the one making up these silly names and not taking time to write a description...I suggest you rethink the process. I know about 10-15 propel who vape... I've never met some of them in person...because, like my orders, I only know them from an ONLINE experience. I would guess that VERY FEW vapers get the opportunity to go to the Vape-conventions, and, like me, may not have a vape shop within "driving distance". Only ONE of my "15" vaping acquaintances has ever attended a "vape-meet", so, the probability that any of us will say "You just HAVE to try SEAMEN! OMG, it is just INDESCRIBABLE!!" The ONE person that went to the vape-meet may/may not have been given a sample of Seamen...but, I promise that the OTHER 14 of us are NOT planning on ordering a bottle if you can't tell us what it is.
My OTHER pet peeve...placing an order for a "premium" juice and having to wait 5-6 WEEKS to get it SHIPPED. IF your business is SO overwhelmed with orders that you can't ship me out a bottle of "vanilla" e-juice, you need to hire an employee. No naming names...but I ordered from a Premium Juice Maker three different times. Each time, I waited a MINIMUM of FOUR WEEKS to have a bottle of juice shipped. There was NO mention when I ordered that it was "out of stock", it was an "off the shelf" style juice (in other words, the juice maker doesn't "customize" the order, no special pg/VG blends, no extra shots, just name your nicotine and pay for it.). Mr/Ms Premium Juice Maker, while your juice us very nice, there are MANY other Juice Makers out there that can not only get my order to me within 2-5 DAYS, but I can ALSO "customize" my juice (to some extent). The juice you send me isn't SO good that it is worth waiting 4-6 weeks to get shipped! (And while I appreciate pretty packaging, a special avatar emblazoned on the beautifully colored glass bottle proving it's "mine"...the end result is that 30 ml bottle with all that special packaging end up in the recycle bin in two weeks!! Please don't waste your time! Just get my bottle of juice shipped...as an added perk...why don't you offer those "specially engraved, beautifully colored glass bottles" in the SWAG section at a special price...I will buy ONE...for my daily vape...and we can both save the world, I'll buy your juice...and so will my friends...and I'll get my juice in a week or two...not a MONTH!
Thanks for letting me rant