I used to put my 510 behind my ear while I'm on the laptop then wonder where it was when I wanted a hit and go looking everywhere for it.
My 510 used to fall out of my pocket at the most inappropriate of times. Once at the doctors I had an exam "down there" and it fell on the floor as I'm taking my trousers down. It was the most awkward moment with the doctor backing away from this strange electronic device that's slowly leaking pink fluid on the floor and I can't get up to pick it up because my trousers are already at my ankles.
My 510 also used to leak out the mouthpiece at the worst times. I had my earphones in with my music up loud and totally zoning out as I'm walking down the busiest street hitting on the 510 and get a mouthfull of warm liquid and vocalised the grossness with a loud "eww yuck pfuh pfuh" as I'm wiping my mouth, coughing and shaking my head. Then I realise I have a small crowd stopped around me staring like I'm crazy or something. Embarassing!
I once put my egoT into a fake cigar for a fancy dress night out. Not so much a bad idea as a great idea, but one thing I didn't think of was so many people asked me if I had a lighter because they thought it was real! A lot of, "what's that then"? lol! A fake cigar with a fake cigarette in it... you know what, it's just a fake cigar.
When I got my first white DSE 901 i was driving down the highway and threw it out the window when I was done vaping. hahah.
Hardest I've laughed on ECF to date. Priceless!