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Still pretty warm there, I assume?
Rather chilly here.
Cheers
Anybody want to recommend me a Sassafras vape that is ~not~ overloaded with a liquorice taste? -Magnus
Very fetching!
And it was driving me to distraction but I have FINALLY figured out which actress looks like Shannon. It is Grecia Colmenares! Or was. Grecia looked like that 20 years ago! Maybe a few more than 20 but not much.
*places Post-It over underage looking cute face*
I don't know where in the Midwest you were but the only Summers I found as oppressive as Florida and Louisiana were those in Minnesota of all places. -Magnus
I can barely move I'm so sore and welted up. I've got a darker olive complexion as it stands and now I look down-right eggplant colored on a good part of my body.
So I'm scheduled to do it again tomorrow so I can just move straight to the wheelchair. -Magnus
So I'm scheduled to do it again tomorrow so I can just move straight to the wheelchair. -Magnus
I don't know why the universe has kept me, for so much of my life, in one Warm Land or another.
My constitution is totally unsuited for any of them, and the years have not improved that situation.
Maybe it was a metabolism switcheroo prank, by some mischievous spirit who hides behind a cloud laughing at me - and a woman somewhere in frosty Greenland, who sits there shivering...
My constitution is totally unsuited for any of them, and the years have not improved that situation.
Maybe it was a metabolism switcheroo prank, by some mischievous spirit who hides behind a cloud laughing at me - and a woman somewhere in frosty Greenland, who sits there shivering...
I really want to, but I can't... So... I won't.
Root beer flavor isn't close enough? If someone made a Henry Weinhard's Root Beer flavored vape, I'd be all over that.
I'd say maybe you could make your own, but then you have the whole safrole and liver issue to worry about.
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See, that does not look remotely surreal or out of the ordinary to me at all. In this weather, it looks like exactly what you would expect every person, place and thing to look like.
I just got this email and thought it might help lighten things up. Don't know how long it's been running around the net but it is worth the time to read. For some reason it has been censored by ECF but youll get the picture
When you occasionally have a really bad day, And you just need to take it out on someone,
Don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know,
but you know deserves it.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.
I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said 'This is Chris.
could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right .......ing number!'
And the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone
could be so rude.
When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had
accidentally transposed the last two digits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled
'You're an ......!' And hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word '......' next to it,
and put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, When I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an .......!' It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic '.......'
calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said,
'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our
Caller ID Program?' He yelled 'No And slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an .......!' And hung up.
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW
cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled
that I'd been waiting for that spot but the idiot ignored me.
I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first ....... (I had his number on speed dial)
I thought that I'd better call the BMW ......., too. I said, 'Is this the man with the
black BMW for sale?'
He said, 'Yes, it is.' I then asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?' He said,
'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in Fairfax It's a yellow ranch style house and the car's parked right out in front.' I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' I asked ,'When's a good time to catch you, Don?' He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.' I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?' He said, 'Yes?' I said, 'Don, you're an .......!' Then I hung up, And added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two .......s to call. Then I came up with an idea...
I called ....... #1. He said, 'Hello' I said, 'You're an .......!' (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, 'Are you still there?' I said, 'Yeah!' He screamed, Stop calling me' I said, 'Make me.'
He asked, 'Who are you?' I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.
'He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live. I said, '......., I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in Fairfax,
A yellow ranch style home and I have a black Beamer parked in front.'
He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.' I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, .......,' And hung up.
Then I called ....... #2. He said, 'Hello? I said, 'Hello, .......,' He yelled,
'If I ever find out who you are...' I said, 'You'll what?' He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ...'
I answered, 'Well, ......., here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.'
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I was on my way
over to 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 7 News
about the gang war going down on Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax .
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax . I got there just in time
to watch two .......s beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars,
an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, And you just need to take it out on someone,
Don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know,
but you know deserves it.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.
I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said 'This is Chris.
could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right .......ing number!'
And the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone
could be so rude.
When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had
accidentally transposed the last two digits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled
'You're an ......!' And hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word '......' next to it,
and put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, When I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an .......!' It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic '.......'
calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said,
'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our
Caller ID Program?' He yelled 'No And slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an .......!' And hung up.
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW
cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled
that I'd been waiting for that spot but the idiot ignored me.
I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first ....... (I had his number on speed dial)
I thought that I'd better call the BMW ......., too. I said, 'Is this the man with the
black BMW for sale?'
He said, 'Yes, it is.' I then asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?' He said,
'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in Fairfax It's a yellow ranch style house and the car's parked right out in front.' I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' I asked ,'When's a good time to catch you, Don?' He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.' I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?' He said, 'Yes?' I said, 'Don, you're an .......!' Then I hung up, And added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two .......s to call. Then I came up with an idea...
I called ....... #1. He said, 'Hello' I said, 'You're an .......!' (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, 'Are you still there?' I said, 'Yeah!' He screamed, Stop calling me' I said, 'Make me.'
He asked, 'Who are you?' I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.
'He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live. I said, '......., I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in Fairfax,
A yellow ranch style home and I have a black Beamer parked in front.'
He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.' I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, .......,' And hung up.
Then I called ....... #2. He said, 'Hello? I said, 'Hello, .......,' He yelled,
'If I ever find out who you are...' I said, 'You'll what?' He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ...'
I answered, 'Well, ......., here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.'
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I was on my way
over to 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 7 News
about the gang war going down on Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax .
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax . I got there just in time
to watch two .......s beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars,
an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.
These are the same as the MAP tanks made by adam "Most Angry Pirate" they just have colors.
They can work well if you can keep the cup from moving after you fill them.
I sold all of mine because a soldier wanted them so I sent them to Dubai.
C.B.
Michigan. High humidity and temps between 99-104 (depending on your source). Rolling power outages near Detroit, tomorrow will be the 5th day of the heat wave. I may shove the kids outside with some popsicles and a sprinkler tomorrow just to preserve my sanity. Oh and sunscreen...supposedly they need that stuff too.
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