Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I want an Epipe
And so do YOU!!![]()
This is all going to end very badly as soon as I figure out how to rhyme "E-pipe" with "Nantucket."
That pipe is one sharp lookin piece of gear

when I get my new e pipe,
I will take it with me when I go hunt snipe.
I would be very careful that nobody can swipe
My new e pipe!
For if that were to happen you would hear me gripe
and the computer might blow up from the words I would type...