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All the time... all the time... 
However, for me it's either turning too tight in a door jam (in my own home!) & causing me to black my own eye or turning or stepping too close to a counter in the kitchen or the vanity in one of the bathrooms (leaving major bruises on my upper thigh) Sometimes I feel like a walking violation! Can't drive b/c the DMV revoked my license b/c the eye specialists had to turn in my vision reports as it's required by law & commonsense if you think about it; DH refuses to allow me to drive the Cub Cadet lawn tractor after I hit the deck we had once upon a time before it was torn down & we had a brick set of steps built with safety railings on both sides.
After a few years or so when my vision really dropped and I became somewhat complacent (aka lazy) about counting steps when I go from one room to another, I began walking into door jams, counter tops, the vanities, & even doors that my family KNOWS TO EITHER CLOSE COMPLETELY OR OPEN COMPLETELY & the bruises & black thigh marks & corners of my eyes began to catch the brunt of damage. LOL!
However, for me it's either turning too tight in a door jam (in my own home!) & causing me to black my own eye or turning or stepping too close to a counter in the kitchen or the vanity in one of the bathrooms (leaving major bruises on my upper thigh) Sometimes I feel like a walking violation! Can't drive b/c the DMV revoked my license b/c the eye specialists had to turn in my vision reports as it's required by law & commonsense if you think about it; DH refuses to allow me to drive the Cub Cadet lawn tractor after I hit the deck we had once upon a time before it was torn down & we had a brick set of steps built with safety railings on both sides.
After a few years or so when my vision really dropped and I became somewhat complacent (aka lazy) about counting steps when I go from one room to another, I began walking into door jams, counter tops, the vanities, & even doors that my family KNOWS TO EITHER CLOSE COMPLETELY OR OPEN COMPLETELY & the bruises & black thigh marks & corners of my eyes began to catch the brunt of damage. LOL!
Do you ever feel like? But multiple times? Against a desk top? Really hard?
Sane back to you!
I believe this is post #3186 or close out of 10,000,000.Ithought there was a winner since they took the banner down. Glad to see we still have a chance lol
Yes, here's the link. The winner was announced on the 17th by Smokey Joe.
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...cussion/469606-ecf-10m-post-prize-winner.html
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...cussion/469606-ecf-10m-post-prize-winner.html
No Way. Seriously?
Zoid...
Man... I wasn't that Bad, was it?
I mean, it's not like I told a 5 Year Old at the Mall that there Wasn't a Santa Clause. Oh... Wait, I did do that One Time.
But it Isn't like a Shaved my Roommates Eyebrows Off when he got Drunk and passed out after that Stones Concert. Now that I think about... I did that Too.
Well at Least I didn't put a Piece of Carbon Paper in my Bosses Brown Bag Sandwich. That would be Hysteric... Oh Yeah... I DID do that. A Couple of Times.
OK, I admit it. I LOVE Practical Jokes. And besides, It was on my Bucket List so it Had to be Done.
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