Hey Man!
I hear ya, I feel ya, I getcha!
BUT: diving into something without doing your homework is lazy. And you're doing that, so you're not lazy. Kudos!
My suggestion is to get something like the eRoll. PBUsardo has a review on it as well as many others on YouTube. GO, do a search & start watching some vids.
When we started smoking, 9/10 of us actually had a few info sessions form the older person or cool peer that introduced us to it. It wasn't simple. Most people took a few weeks if not months to actually get he hang of smoking SO, no ppl, it's not just light up & go. It just turned into that. Like how for Vapers, after the admittedly long learning curve (tho that depends on what you end up settling into); some ppl just settle on egos with clearos & puff away happily. But however simple or complex your setup, you have to learn how to use it properly & the only way to do that is to make mistakes. Nothing is fuill proof, most notably the Engine of Human Expectation and Blame Deflectors.
OH, the glare, the humanity!!!~ arhumphayummy oh the cotton candy.
Sorry gotta keep on vapin'!!!
Start Vapin' on dude!