"Holy vape Batman" I think I saw a poody tat.
Different things help those kinda days. We've all had 'em. Sometimes nicotine...sometimes caffeine.... Sometimes neither of those work.Today has been one of those days.
You know you've had a REALLY bad day when even the tights don't help!
Can one vape in a cape? And, if so, would they then have to vape grape in a cape? Would people gape, seeing me vape grape in a cape? If people did gape, at me, vaping grape in a cape, I would add maple and hide behind the drapes.
I'm sorry to have to disagree with the OP, but in my experience, there is nothing a good cape can't fix.
Coffee stain on your shirt? Throw on a bodacious cape.
Too many Christmas cookies widen your backside? No problem--a cape will cover the extra pounds.
Want to vape and you are surrounded by anti's? Pull the edge of the cape up to your face like Dracula and vape away.
A good cape will protect you from the sun and the rain, is a useful place for shy children to hide their faces, and is invaluable for those who suffer from slightly wet pants when coughing, sneezing or laughing too hard.
If you are one of those vapers who finds that PG and VG add up to expelling more methane, a cape provides a cone of odor insulation in polite society (a fart teepee, if you will).
I'm not sure what kind of problems the OP is having and I hope things have gotten better, but whatever they are, I can assure you they were not caused by a cape, the world's perfect article of clothing.