Ever had one of those days that a good cape won't fix??

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MrSmith99

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I had to read this thread because i thought there was some kind of secret that people with capes knew that I didn't. I mean, people in capes always look so darn happy. Perhaps there was something to owning a cape I couldn't grasp. But now I see you meant vape.

Which still leaves the question: Why do people in capes always look so darn happy? I'll have to vape on that a little...
 

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I'm sure everyone remembers Frank Costanza's lawyer.

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Sigh.. so sorry Gergia. We've all been there. After a long difficult day towards the end and all you can think about is getting home and relaxing in your favorite cape. So you get home, disrobe and throw on your comfort cape but it's just not working. I promise things will get better.

Edit: whoops, it was just a typo. I thought I was at my cape support group forum.

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Can one vape in a cape? And, if so, would they then have to vape grape in a cape? Would people gape, seeing me vape grape in a cape? If people did gape, at me, vaping grape in a cape, I would add maple and hide behind the drapes.

You can hide with grape ape.

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I'm sorry to have to disagree with the OP, but in my experience, there is nothing a good cape can't fix.

Coffee stain on your shirt? Throw on a bodacious cape.

Too many Christmas cookies widen your backside? No problem--a cape will cover the extra pounds.

Want to vape and you are surrounded by anti's? Pull the edge of the cape up to your face like Dracula and vape away.

A good cape will protect you from the sun and the rain, is a useful place for shy children to hide their faces, and is invaluable for those who suffer from slightly wet pants when coughing, sneezing or laughing too hard.

If you are one of those vapers who finds that PG and VG add up to expelling more methane, a cape provides a cone of odor insulation in polite society (a fart teepee, if you will).

I'm not sure what kind of problems the OP is having and I hope things have gotten better, but whatever they are, I can assure you they were not caused by a cape, the world's perfect article of clothing.
 

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I'm sorry to have to disagree with the OP, but in my experience, there is nothing a good cape can't fix.

Coffee stain on your shirt? Throw on a bodacious cape.

Too many Christmas cookies widen your backside? No problem--a cape will cover the extra pounds.

Want to vape and you are surrounded by anti's? Pull the edge of the cape up to your face like Dracula and vape away.

A good cape will protect you from the sun and the rain, is a useful place for shy children to hide their faces, and is invaluable for those who suffer from slightly wet pants when coughing, sneezing or laughing too hard.

If you are one of those vapers who finds that PG and VG add up to expelling more methane, a cape provides a cone of odor insulation in polite society (a fart teepee, if you will).

I'm not sure what kind of problems the OP is having and I hope things have gotten better, but whatever they are, I can assure you they were not caused by a cape, the world's perfect article of clothing.

Whatever you do, do NOT accept when offered protection in JudeD's cape. It is really a Fart Teepee disguised to look as an innocent cape! Just vape and pleasantly decline, even if the shy children are hiding their faces there, they probably have a cold so are not bothered by fart teepee's aroma.
 
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