Everybody Vapes BBQ!

[The Ocelot]

I started writing this as a reply in Burn14me's thread about "smoking" his BBQ, but I got a bit carried away and didn't want to hijack his thread.

I have been amusing myself for quite awhile trying to find enough of the right flavors of e-liquid to make a whole meal. I'm using only pre-mixed juices, not DIY flavorings, that would be too easy. I think I got pretty close this time.

I had an idea of music to go with it too, but sadly, it seems Mumbo Gumbo is so obscure there's only videos clips of them playing live and not this song. Anyway, if you click on the link and scroll down to #17 you can hear a sample of what I had in mind.
Mumbo Gumbo - Barbeque

Everybody Vapes BBQ!

Hickory Smoke (You gotta git it started)

Baby-Back-Ribs
Grilled Shrimp (Iffen ya wanna git fancy)

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For the kids:
Hot Dogs
Ketchup
Mustard
Onions
Dill Pickles (Sadly, no sweet relish)
Bread (for buns)

It's the sides that gave me trouble. No potato salad; no corn-on-the-cob; no green bean casserole like my Aunt Peggy makes (topped with the crunchy little onions slivers that come in a can), but I did the best I could...


Carrots
Butter (Mix it with the carrots)

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Eyetalyun Salad maybe?
Ripe Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Green Olives (I'm thinkin' this one should be 100%vg)
Porcino Mushrooms
Mozzarella Cheese
Onions
Garlic
Oregano
Black Pepper
Got a side for this one: Garlic Bread

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With all the fruit flavors out there, I was very surprised I couldn't find an Ambrosia Salad. It doesn't seem like it would be that hard to make. Anyway, this might work:
Hawaiian Tropic Fruit Mix
Coconut
Marshmallow
Maraschino Cherries

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Gotta have drinks:
Sweet-southern-iced-tea
Mountain Dew
Pepsi
Cherry 7-Up
Beer

For dessert:
Sweet Potato Pie
Banana Pudding (Southern Style with vanilla cookies)
Watermelon

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And finally:
Coffee "Your Way" (everybody likes their's differn't)
Whiskey (The name JD is copywrit)
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And a smoke...
Marbro Red
Marbro Menthol

Oh look! The kids lit a fire!
Smoke
S'mores

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I tried really hard to find one vendor with all of it, but I couldn't. I don't feel too bad though, I'm mean, even Walmart doesn't have everything.

 

[IntelligentDesigner]

Dang! I'm full already. But my wallet's going to be quite empty buying all these flavors and the tanks for them.

 

[Robino1]

Ocelot, you're crazy! I Love it!

 

[The Ocelot]

Dang! I'm full already. But my wallet's going to be quite empty buying all these flavors and the tanks for them.

You are a brave, brave person...or perhaps consider beer the Breakfast of Champions.

 

[chellemmm]

MMMMMM. Watermelon! And Banana Pudding....

 

[Butters78]

I like my ocelot cooked medium rare.

 

[generic mutant]

Youtube, or it didn't happen.

;-)

No seriously, that's awesome. Someone needs to invent a revolver for bcc tanks, so you can have a six course meal without getting out of bed...

 

[The Ocelot]

Youtube, or it didn't happen.

;-)

No seriously, that's awesome. Someone needs to invent a revolver for bcc tanks, so you can have a six course meal without getting out of bed...

There are a couple of videos of Mumbo Gumbo on youtube, but they were filmed by audience members and the audio isn't good. I know they happened, I bought their cd (which was really hard to find).

 

[generic mutant]

I like my ocelot cooked medium rare.

BRIAN: Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.

REG: Got any nuts?

BRIAN: I haven't got any nuts. Sorry. I've got wrens' livers, badgers' spleens--

REG: No, no, no.

BRIAN: Otters' noses?

REG: I don't want any of that Roman rubbish.

JUDITH: Why don't you sell proper food?

BRIAN: Proper food?

REG: Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits.

BRIAN: Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff.

REG: All right. Bag of otters' noses, then.