FDA to ban child safe bottles.

[Ivisi]

We should ban the following:

Flouride
Calcium Carbide
Capsium
The combustion engine
Oil refinery's
Jobs that pay more then 6 figures
The federal government
Spongebob
Lawsuits
Turtlenecks
Organized religion
state police
Speed limits
Marijauna prohibition
nuclear power
veggie burgers
cabbage
jobs that pay less then 25 thousand per year
paycheck advance companies
nazi groups
anti prostitution laws
emo music
and most importantly: The male nipple.

But with proper research, the mipple could solve all of those other problems. We just need dedicated scientists to begin the studies.

Ivisi

 

[Mac]

But with proper research, the mipple could solve all of those other problems. We just need dedicated scientists to begin the studies.

Ivisi

Did you know that 90 percent of all terrorist attacks involved no less then 2 of these so called mipples?

 

[stevo_tdo]

A really small child could be a choking hazard to a larger child, so they should ban children to save the children.

My god thats funny

 

[SSRob]

Ok the title of this thread had me scratching my head for a second...

Good one!

What about Xbox controllers? Possible carpal tunnell syndrome there...

 

[Webby]

Did you know that 90 percent of all terrorist attacks involved no less then 2 of these so called mipples?

67.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot, but that's only half true and 10% of those are proven wrong half the time...

 

[Skeezix]

Ban reading. It causes eyestrain and may lead to subversive thoughts big brother won't approve of.

 

[Mac]

67.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot, but that's only half true and 10% of those are proven wrong half the time...

3 out of 4 people know that.

 

[hobbes4]

^...and 20% of those 3 out of 4 people are teenagers in their thirties.

 

[Hangtime]

I think they should ban the ability to ban anything...... live free

EDIT: I think that may be a catch 22

 

[HighTech]

What we should ban is the governments ability to make law without putting it to a vote by the general public. Maybe if that happened Big Biz might start lining our pockets instead of government officials.

AMEN!

 

[Kate51]

NOOOOOOOOOO, Mac, not the Cabbage!
Ryle, ban the children??? What would we eat?? especially if the cabbage is gone. 8-o

 

[brownbrown4]

BAN :
stupid people
foreign aid (unless we have no debt or homelessness here)
low military wages
slow computers
angelina jolie and madonna from adopting kids out of america
soap operas
FDA x100
i got more but im getting off WORK !!!!!!

 

[Mac]

NOOOOOOOOOO, Mac, not the Cabbage!
Ryle, ban the children??? What would we eat?? especially if the cabbage is gone. 8-o

Cabbage is responsible for putting toxic gas into the eco-system

 

[Ryle]

Ok the title of this thread had me scratching my head for a second...

Good one!

What about Xbox controllers? Possible carpal tunnell syndrome there...

Hey now.. leave my xbox controller out of this

NOOOOOOOOOO, Mac, not the Cabbage!
Ryle, ban the children??? What would we eat?? especially if the cabbage is gone. 8-o

OMG.. that was too funny .. and rob if he tries to take away my Xbox

 

[Vaporer]

Lets just mandate that FDA officials and their spouses are not allowed to have children so we can grow out of the stupidness.

Vaporer

 

[breno]

I was thinking more of like the FDA banning the fire-brigade from using water or foam to put out fires, as someone might slip on a wet surface

 

[Jules22871]

90% of medications that are taken are excreted when we urinate thus making the human body a drug delivery device that has not been proven to be safe. Therefore we must ban the human body.

Meds lurk in drinking water - More health news- msnbc.com

 

[DC2]

i would ban bans.

Wait... Crud.... Now i'm stuck in an infinite loop.

Nestran

ctrl-alt-dlt

 

[Territoo]

I think I' ban thinking....gives you a headache.

Ouch!...my head hurts from thinking, give me some aspirin.

Oh, wait! Aspirin causes ulcers....ban it too.

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BTW, aspirin was introduced in 1899, prior to the introction of the FDA, otherwise it WOULD not have made it on the market. It is much more dangerous than many drugs, like Vioxx, which were banned due to safety.

 

[Territoo]

Ban cigarretttes, because we know they are bad for you.