Ban lobbyist (under penalty of death), ban politicians and everyone involved in government at all levels from accepting anything of value including money from anyone ever beyond a reasonable pay amount approved by the people by popular vote.
FDA to ban child safe bottles.
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Big Brother says that he does not approve of thoughts, subversive or otherwise.
He's right over my shoulder, isn't he? 8-o
I believe they are already doing this it is called Public School. It's were the band begins!
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That just made me laugh out loud, but one point, if the FDA banned children how would they make money off of that?
We're poking fun at the FDA but they have now tested
a product that really should be banned.
"Instant action demanded following FDA tests.
Reports from the FDA have confirmed that they
have discovered a food product that seems harmless
on initial consumption but which can cause intense pain
and suffering years after it has been eaten.
The product has now been officially named as
wedding cake."
John.
a product that really should be banned.
"Instant action demanded following FDA tests.
Reports from the FDA have confirmed that they
have discovered a food product that seems harmless
on initial consumption but which can cause intense pain
and suffering years after it has been eaten.
The product has now been officially named as
wedding cake."
John.
How is it proven to be child proof? Did they test it on every child in the world? Child proofing should be banned until they prove every child is actually under the age of 18 and does not possess a valid credit card with enough funds to purchase an electronic cigarette with cartridges of fruity flavors.
I think we should ban all silly hats - they make my sides ache and my eyes water from laughing at people who wear them, may cause loss of bladder control, and allow individualism in the wearer.
I think we should ban sex since it can lead to all sorts of diseases. We should also ban cars since people die in them. Most of all, I'd love to ban death. It should be illegal to die and punishment should be harsh.
If the FDA were in charge of the Big Bang it would have resulted in a wet fart that immediately imploded, vaporized, and disappeared. We would then have nothing to discuss concerning the FDA's virtues. This has been proven at CERN. Ergo, CERN should be banned.
I think they should ban breathing air, it could be hazardous to your health and further there is no way to tax it.......yet.
I was thinking more of like the FDA banning the fire-brigade from using water or foam to put out fires, as someone might slip on a wet surface
That would be OSHA, not FDA. And please don't give them any ideas!
I second the ban on di-hydrogen monoxide.
Tokarev
Well, with this kind of "intelligent" action we won't win any jury over
The FDA is right to ban the "one time seal cap"-bottles, has been foreseeable, they're not safe and I reported that to the Chinese suppliers a year before but they didn't care at all.
Now they start using the correct "push down and screw to open"-caps, maybe too late...
I would ban bans.
Wait... Crud.... Now I'm stuck in an infinite loop.
Nestran
Ouch. That sucks!
Ok, I'm banning myself from participation in this ban exercise because there is nothing on my list of potential bans. That's right. I don't want anything banned. So everyone should just get out their banhammers and start building a shed where we can store all the cool stuff that we'll get to have when I'm the leader and nothing's banned.
I would ban freedom, oh wait they did that already,
energy swords, MLG, the two peice, martyrdom and <12 years old purchasing head sets
side note: dont u wish in elections ther was a neither category?
energy swords, MLG, the two peice, martyrdom and <12 years old purchasing head sets
side note: dont u wish in elections ther was a neither category?
I'd prefer "none of the above" or "A vote against all of the above."
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