Funniest e cig stories !!

[SANJP]

Hi all just thought Id start this thread so we can hear all your funny ecig stories heres mine below..


Smoking Everywhere

I saw these guys in a shopping mall in Vegas just last week

They approached me and asked if I smoked and boy was I ready for them !

I walked with the pushy sales guy to his stall and he proceeded to show me this wonderfull new device that you could smoke anywhere (it was a first gen rebranded super mini btw )

I just casually waited for him to stop his sales pitch and after 5 miniutes of him going on and on he puffed a little whisp out of his rubbish mini

at that point he was waiting for me to say WOW but instead

I casually pulled out my Screwdriver !

His Jaw just dropped !!!

I then proceeded to puff a huge cloud of vapour in his face !

by now all his collegues had rushed over

and couldn't believe what I had .

I gave the sales guy the screwdriver (loaded with 36mg Wicked ) and
said "now this is a real E Cig try It"

He took a 5 second puff and I almost fell over laughing when he nearly literally coughed his lungs out on the floor

anyway all 4 sales guys where speechless

I said when you start doing real e cigs you may sell a lot more.

and Casually walked off with the biggest smurk on my face ..​

 

[Prodigal1]

All i can say is ..Way to go.... Definately Priceless..

 

[dnakr]

I wish I could have seen that - how much do you wanna bet they are seaching the web for the screwdriver - LOL...

 

[SANJP]

Come on people you must have some funny stories by now ??​

 

[bribri]

LOL SANJP that story was awesome. Don't know how Trog is going to take it when he hears NJOYs smokinganywhere now supply a device called a SkinnyDipper with an ultra long lasting battery.

 

[SANJP]

really ? whats it look like ?​

 

[trog100]

LOL SANJP that story was awesome. Don't know how Trog is going to take it when he hears NJOYs smokinganywhere now supply a device called a SkinnyDipper with an ultra long lasting battery.

with a large pinch of sales hype salt like he does with every other claim of long life batteries..

trog

 

[Shining Wit]

Firstly I hope that this gets through as I just had a message come up that I was banned for no stated reason and that the ban would never be lifted! 8-o

I receive lots of enquiries from the normal to the insane, but had 2 within a few days that had me reaching for 3 EVOs at once! First one:
I'm having trouble changing the catridge, I can't get the top off like the instructions say. No I still can't get it off, it's too tight, all three cartridges are the same. I've tried everything etc etc etc.
Ten minutes later after going through the process step by step numerous times and even finding myself repeatedly pulling the cart off the one I was frantically sucking, the customer was still insisting that the top would not come off and I was ripping my hair out whilst amazingly remaining calm and refusing to allow myself to launch a tirade of 'what the **** are you doing?!' down the phone (I am only human!). I was even scanning the room in case the Boss had set me up with a hidden camera!!
Eventually the customer admitted defeat to this little plastic cartridge and said that she would go see her neighbour for help.
Ten minutes later I got an embarassed call from her saying that it's working fine now. I had to coax it out of her but she admitted that she had been trying to tear the little plastic stopper in two!! That explained what she told me earlier, that she was using scissors, pliers and grips but still could not 'get the top off'!!!
Two days later I had an identical call from a customer who couldn't get the top off as it was too slimy to grip! It took five times of telling her and finally insisting before she eventually did as I asked and threw the little stopper in the bin, put the cart on the vapouriser and sucked!
They both believed vehemently that the liquid was somehow hiding in the stopper
Needless to say that the instructions we enclose with each pack have been thoroughly reviewed, all it needs now is for someone to read them!;-)


Another amusing moment and something you can all try came when I was waiting to collect an item I had bought in Argos. I was sat facing the collection counter and got bored, so out comes the EVO and I'm happily vaping away. The manageress appeared at the counter and suddenly spotted me - she looked like Matron from Carry On Doctor! I took one more drag then dropped the EVO into my shirt pocket, leaving her with an even more puzzled look on her face! Three times I repeated this, each time making sure that she spotted me and each time dropping the EVO tip first into my breast pocket. I collected my item and left without offering any explanation as the look of confusion on her face as to how I hadn't set my shirt on fire was priceless!!
John.

 

[Shining Wit]

I've just nearly wet myself when for the first time I looked properly at my avatar and the description 'supplier', looks like I'm some dirty, dastardly drug dealer that hangs around outside the school gates!!!
Maybe a change is required??
John.

 

[Di]

it looks like my old grandad
when he took his false teeth out !!!!!!!

Di .....

 

[PeteMcArthur]

I've just nearly wet myself when for the first time I looked properly at my avatar and the description 'supplier', looks like I'm some dirty, dastardly drug dealer that hangs around outside the school gates!!!
Maybe a change is required??
John.

I have to say your avatar freaks me out a little, mind you I don't suppose my avatar is all that friendly

 

[billyboy689]

SANJP

casually pulled out my Screwdriver !

His Jaw just dropped !!!


lol , thats bloody brilliant !
i can imagine the WTF!! look on his face

 

[kathyo13]

Pete Im with you. that pic freaks me out too.
8-o

 

[kathyo13]

OMG its the e-cig version of crocodile dundee. i am so proud to be Australian right now
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi. gotta love Paul Hogan (Chuck another ecig inyour pocket mate!)