Funniest Fasttech description?

[Wow1420]

I'm nominating $1.34 Electronic Cigarette E-Liquid Guide Rope (98cm) at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping "guide rope" (wick) for "large mounts of smog"

I guess it is kinda like smog



I hope people take this in the spirit intended, just a little fun. Heaven knows, I'd never be able to communicate at all in their language.

 

[kiwivap]

Lol. I noticed the "guide rope" too.
I think the person adding items may not be familiar with what everything is.

 

[Hitmetwice]

HAHA, good one, I particularly like this section.....

Cable Length 98 cm
Depth 3 mm
Height 10 mm
Width 3 mm


The "cable" is 10mm in height?
And why 98cm not a full meter...shrinkage?

Good catch SueGeo

 

[Rat2chat2]

I saw that too. Cute. That's not really a good price. Is it? I am in the infancy stage of the whole vaping thing but I look forward to a little DIY. Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[Mountain_Rain96]

Cool thread. I don't know why, but the term "double stem" always cracks me up, when describing a kit that comes with 2 eGo batteries. The "rope" description is hysterical. I'm putting this thread in my 'favorites', just to follow the rest of the replies.

 

[yellowxboy]

My favorite description is:

"Tastes like real cigarette, eco-friendly"

but the kit does not include any e-liquid or anything. haha

ex: $20.86 CE4+ 6-in-1 USB Rechargeable 1300mAh Electronic Cigarettes Health Keeping Set - silver / US plug adapter at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

 

[lynch]

Great thread, I thought this was a dog leash at first "competible" for dogs with tiny necks
$1.35 Ego Electronic Cigarette Lanyard Neck Sling with a Ring for Ego-t/Ego-c/Ego-w/Ego-d (48cm) at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

 

[NotoriousJDP]

I like the way they call them "health keeping sets"

 

[tcgenius]

LMAO.... Great post. I almost fell out of my chair when I looked at these products. I especially like the smog.

I like the way they call them "health keeping sets"

 

[Butters78]

It's funny when some of the juices say "with tar"

I know vaping is healthier but I do miss the tar first thing in the morning!

 

[walt]

"Health Keeping set" XD wut

 

[Ref Minor]

The prices put a smile on my face.

 

[FinallyQuit]

The prices put a smile on my face.

+1, especially for something I've bought and paid 3 times as much for here in the US.

 

[the_vape_nerd]

FastTech...where Long Duc Dong writes the product descriptions. Why can't they just like, pay an American vaper to do the writing for them?

Everything is an atomizer, there are no clearos or cartomizers, they are all just atomizers.

Fun thread.

 

[the_vape_nerd]

Check this one out...a lanyard is a "neck sling"

$1.35 Ego Electronic Cigarette Lanyard Neck Sling with a Ring for Ego-t/Ego-c/Ego-w/Ego-d (48cm) at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

 

[FinallyQuit]

Check this one out...a lanyard is a "neck sling"

$1.35 Ego Electronic Cigarette Lanyard Neck Sling with a Ring for Ego-t/Ego-c/Ego-w/Ego-d (48cm) at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

I wonder if they sell a product to keep my neck OUT of the sling, if I don't stop ordering stuff from them they will have to close!

 

[Discord]

I never quite understood this one:
"Each atomizer can keep 2W puffs, drip 8-10 drop fluid in one time and can keep 80 month puffs"
$24.60 Empire KeCig K100 Mechanical Rechargeable Electronic Cigarettes - champagne / no battery at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

 

[Train2]

Here ya go. Tell me, who can beat specs like this?
80 month puffs!


"Each atomizer can keep 2W puffs, drip 8-10 drop fluid in one time and can keep 80 month puffs"

 

[Wow1420]

"The round mouse atomizer is specifically designed for the CE4+ electronic cigarette"
Found in the fine print description for $2.26 CE4+ / EGO-T Electronic Cigarettes Round Mouth Atomizer - single wick / with scale indication at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

I never did like square mice...

 

[Butters78]

Here ya go. Tell me, who can beat specs like this?
80 month puffs!


"Each atomizer can keep 2W puffs, drip 8-10 drop fluid in one time and can keep 80 month puffs"

My wife gets 80 month puffs she just takes Pamprin.