Let me first start by saying that I am normally an ambassador for PV's here in Vancouver.. Some people are slightly put off by it when they see me using mine so openly at the bar.
That is however, until they ask what I'm "smoking" and I tell them it's a vaporizer - then all of a sudden it's the coolest thing ever, to patrons and bar staff alike.
So today, I'm watching the game at St. Augustine's, puffing away at the corner of the bar with my EV torch for THREE HOURS. Both bartenders knew what I was using, and so did the surrounding patrons, everyone thought it was cool.
In the middle of the 3rd period, the manager comes over and she says "I'm sorry, I know it's a vaporizer, but I have to ask you to stop using it inside... It's bothering me and some of the customers."
OK.. Normally I would comply, but I've been getting tired of this, so I pressed a little... Here's how the conversation went:
"Could you be more specific? How is it bothering you? I've been doing this for 3 hours, you've walked by me countless times"
"No. I don't have to be more specific.. I want you to stop using it, I've had complaints."
"I understand... But what KIND of complaints? I mean, you stand right next to the main door with all that second hand smoke wafting in, and that doesn't seem to bother you..."
"Look, I want you to stop using it. It looks like smoke, and people keep asking why you're smoking in here and they find it offensive though it isn't smoke."
"I see... So you want me to stop using this thing because you're tired of having to explain it to people over and over again... This guy next to me? He just came in from a smoke, and I find his odour offensive so I want him to leave or move to another seat then. Sorry buddy, nothing personal - just making a point."
"That's NOT the same thing. What you're asking is beyond ridiculous."
"So is what you're asking me to do. Just because something LOOKS the same it doesn't mean that it is. If you're drinking a can of pop while driving, and a cop pulled you over and said 'your can of pop looks just like a can of beer, so I'm suspending your licence'... Is that fair?"
"Speaking of cops, if you don't stop using that thing I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"Well, sorry... I'm not putting it away or leaving, and I've already had this conversation with an officer at the Lennox before. He found nothing wrong with it."
"Fine, have it your way - I'm calling the police now."
About 10 minutes later two cops come in the door. One of them is puffing away on a 510 as he walks up to her. I swear, that manager's face dropped like a STONE. I felt so bloody vindicated it was unreal.



That is however, until they ask what I'm "smoking" and I tell them it's a vaporizer - then all of a sudden it's the coolest thing ever, to patrons and bar staff alike.
So today, I'm watching the game at St. Augustine's, puffing away at the corner of the bar with my EV torch for THREE HOURS. Both bartenders knew what I was using, and so did the surrounding patrons, everyone thought it was cool.
In the middle of the 3rd period, the manager comes over and she says "I'm sorry, I know it's a vaporizer, but I have to ask you to stop using it inside... It's bothering me and some of the customers."
OK.. Normally I would comply, but I've been getting tired of this, so I pressed a little... Here's how the conversation went:
"Could you be more specific? How is it bothering you? I've been doing this for 3 hours, you've walked by me countless times"
"No. I don't have to be more specific.. I want you to stop using it, I've had complaints."
"I understand... But what KIND of complaints? I mean, you stand right next to the main door with all that second hand smoke wafting in, and that doesn't seem to bother you..."
"Look, I want you to stop using it. It looks like smoke, and people keep asking why you're smoking in here and they find it offensive though it isn't smoke."
"I see... So you want me to stop using this thing because you're tired of having to explain it to people over and over again... This guy next to me? He just came in from a smoke, and I find his odour offensive so I want him to leave or move to another seat then. Sorry buddy, nothing personal - just making a point."
"That's NOT the same thing. What you're asking is beyond ridiculous."
"So is what you're asking me to do. Just because something LOOKS the same it doesn't mean that it is. If you're drinking a can of pop while driving, and a cop pulled you over and said 'your can of pop looks just like a can of beer, so I'm suspending your licence'... Is that fair?"
"Speaking of cops, if you don't stop using that thing I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"Well, sorry... I'm not putting it away or leaving, and I've already had this conversation with an officer at the Lennox before. He found nothing wrong with it."
"Fine, have it your way - I'm calling the police now."
About 10 minutes later two cops come in the door. One of them is puffing away on a 510 as he walks up to her. I swear, that manager's face dropped like a STONE. I felt so bloody vindicated it was unreal.


