Funny Quotes for the Day!
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The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed.
Lazy rule #1: If it’s more than five feet away, It basically becomes unnecessary.
Sharks arent so bad. If some stranger entered my house wearing only a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
If you were raised on Hee Haw, had a crush on any of the Dukes, only watched cartoons on Saturday morning, played in the dirt, got your .... whipped with a belt or had to pick your own switch, had a rotary phone, had 3 TV channels, school started with the "Pledge", had a bedtime, rode in back of pickup trucks, recorded the Top 40 from radio on cassette tapes, played in the creek, rode your bike all day without a helmet, & you still turned out OK...give me a LIKE & remember the good times.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues.
Seen this in a cartoon, and thought "Amen!".
"It is impossible to please all the people, all the time,
but pissing them off is pretty easy."
"It is impossible to please all the people, all the time,
but pissing them off is pretty easy."
Senator's should wear uniform's like NASCAR drivers. That way we can easily identify their corporate sponsors.
Food hits floor. Little Germs, "Lets get it!" King Germ, "No, we must wait 5 seconds!"
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