You want to hear the bad part? He responded with 'OMG, you are old!'. What's up with that?
And I had my 7" FM spikes on!
Ladies: Don't send Haunted any vids. He doesn't play nice. At least, lie to a lady that sends you a vid!
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You want to hear the bad part? He responded with 'OMG, you are old!'. What's up with that?
And I had my 7" FM spikes on!
Ladies: Don't send Haunted any vids. He doesn't play nice. At least, lie to a lady that sends you a vid!
She lies. She took my lack of response as my not saying anything as negative. Truth was, that video caused my carpal tunnel to go from "syndrome" to "lock up" so I couldn't reply.
I posted this on another forum and don't remember if I posted it here. Some times I like to play with Internet scammers.
I wrote this as a response to a craigslist listing that was posted over and over by someone wanting to get nearly retail for their busted bike - which prompted a scammer to try and scam me.
The Craigslist Listing
RE: Scattante R560 - $899
You seemd to have some trouble writing your add so let me help you!
Performance wants $1000 for this bicycle and more for others that I haven't ridden but don't want you to buy. I've given up cycling and after using this bike for a year, I'd like to get as close what I paid for it as possible. After all, it did have my fabulous ... ride it for a year - that has to add value to it some how. I ruined the seat that came with it so I've replaced it with something I found in a bargain bin. I also broke the rear tire on my last ride and haven't bothered to fix it so don't expect a test ride. Now bend over!
Him
Dear seller,
i saw the item you posted on the list today and am higly interested on it do get back to me with the condition and the asking price
.....Thanks
Me
Hi,
Praise Allah for your inquiry! The item is still for sale! The condition is like it just rolled off the assembly line except the finish has a sheen on it like a young woman just satisfied. Please let me know if you'd like to come over and see the item. It is a fabulous item and I'm only asking $899.00
Gideon
Him
Thanks for your response, I'm okay with that and like i have said I will be paying through certified check is as good as cash money and have my agent that will come to ship it to destination. I would have love to come and look at its just that time wont permit me because am very busy man...and i will be responsible for the shippment and the pickup.As soon as you receive the payment and it clear in the bank you will be deducting your actual money and send the remaining amount to my shipping agent via western union money transfer because i'm going to include the shipping money to it.They will be the one to do the pick-up, also sign all the necessary document at your place..I hope i
can trust you with my balance.if agree do get back to me with the following details for the payment
1.Name to be issue to...
2.Contact Address(City,State,Zip code,Country):
3.Contact telephone numberhome,cell or work...)
Thanks.
Me
Greetings!
Praise Allah for his great and growing flatulence!! I know you will like this item very very much! It has many nice features. You will need to arrange to pay your shipper directly since as the new owners of a rapidly growing donut shop, I am not in a position to do your errands for you. I am busy running the shop all day and then taking classes in donutology in the evenings. Donuts require more knowledge than you probably imagine. This week we're working on Long Johns: How long is too long? and Creamy Fillings: Sweet fun or Cholesterol Express? I will have the item boxed and ready to ship for your shipper when the cheque arrives. Please send the Cheque to:
Gideon Grey
1060 W. Addison St.
Chicago, IL 60613
Please let me know when you will be able to forward the cheque so that I will be on the look out for it. Praise Allah and may he give you many .... delights for your good deals!
Gideon
Him
Hello,
Thanks for getting back to me and i just want to inform you that the payment is on the way and as soon as you receive the check i want you to get back to me asap.Thanks
Me
Howdy and Happy Hemorrhoids!!!
Thank you for the notice and I am delighted you have chosen to buy this item!!! I will most certainly notify you as soon as I receive your check. Please let me know your shipping address so that I may label it properly. I want you to get what’s coming to you! Because you have been so kind I am freeze drying 1 dozen donuts for you to enjoy with your family as you enjoy this item! Just dip them in water and then reheat at 350 for 10 minutes to enjoy! But unlike the empty holes of my donuts, you are a man who is full of Allah's warm heart felt secretions and for that, we sing praises and scat! Thank you!
Gideon
Him
Hello ,
I just got a comfirmation from ups today that the check will delivered to you today.So here is the ups tracking number for comfirmation of the payment (1Z5Y83X40198372359).So as soon as you received it have cash deduct your money for the item,$100 for you running around then wire the remaning money to my shipper via western union money transfer.. Here is the shipper information for the transfer.......
Name......Charmaine Barajas
Street address---2152 La Presa Ave,
City----Rosemead.
State------California
Zipcode------91770
As soon as the money was send to my shipper i willlike you to get back to me with following information....... ......
...Sender Name and Address
...Receiver Name and Address
...MTCN (10 digit numbers)
...Total Amount Send To The Shipper
note that you are going to deduct all the western union from the money you are sending to the shipping. this to let you know have instruct the shipper to contact you via e-mail so that both of you can setup the betime to come for the pickup of this item at your location. Looking forward to hear from you now.....thanks have great day Regards,
Here is the tracking number
Him
Your Tracking Information
Status: DELIVERED
Last Scan: 11/9/2007 10:16:00 AM DELIVERED CHICAGO, IL US
CHICAGO, IL US
Delivered To: CHICAGO, IL US
Delivery Date: Friday, November 9, 2007
Delivery Time: 10:16:00 AM
Delivery Location: RECEIVER
Signed By: VINCE
Carrier: UPS
Service: NEXT DAY AIR
Expected: 11/7/2007
UPS Tracking Number: 1Z5Y83X40198372359
Him
Hello
how are you todey. pls get back to me so that i can know what's going on concerning the payment with you there.Thanks
Me
Glad tidings of comfort and joy!
My most humble apologies for not getting back to you. I traveled to the hilly lands of Wisconsin this week to observe first hand the refinement of wheat into flour that Allah has created that one day becomes our delicious donuts of love. I did receive your payment and had a chance to cash it today. I have placed the extra money into the container with the item since as I stated in my earlier message I would be unable to do your errands for you. I am off to the land of the Arizona sun for 3 days to negotiate with our frosting supplier or we could see the cost of donuts rise 3 fold. Pray he is a sensible man or I shall have to pray to Allah to send rabid dogs to feed on his testicles. You may have your shippers pick up the item after Wednesday.
May Allah bless you the flowing warmth of his colonic embrace!
Gideon
Him
Hello,
Thanks for getting back to me and i want you to go ahead and have th remaining money send to my shipper information that is with you there and i want you to send the money via westenr union money transfer and as soon as you send the money i want you to get back to me with the transfer details so that the shipper can come for the pick up as your step door and i will be looking forward to read back from you soon.Thanks
Me
Howdy Joe!
I think we're having a communication problem, perhaps as a result of English being our second language and your .........ion of it is not that astutiated yet. Per my message yesterday, I am in the dry dry land of Arizona where it seems the only humidity is that which is caressing my ball sack from walking around in the hot sun. As a tremendous tea bagger yourself (i'm just guessing), I am sure you know what I mean. Any ways, I will be unable to Western Unionize your money to you. Please plan to have your shippers pick up the item at the address provided on Wednesday or Thursday. This is as you know, a very expensive item and given the generous amount you paid for it, I want you to make sure you get what’s coming to you ASAP. If you are unable to work out the shipping by next week, then I will return the money to you via cachiers check.
Praise Allah for his intestinal creaminess!
Gideon
Him
Hello,
Thanks for getting back to me and am very happy to hear that from you and i just want to informed as soon as you have the cash i want you to deduct your money for the item and again deduct $100 for your runing cost and and wire the remaining money to my shipping company information via western union money transfer and again before the shipping company come for the pick up they need some money to pick the item up and i want you to send the money today so that by tomorrow they can come for pick up at your step door and as soon as you wire the money to shipping company information i want you to get back to me with western union details so that i can confirmed and i want you to get back to me with western union details below:
SENDER'S FULL NAME ..................
SENDER'S ADDRESS......................
AMOUNT SENT AFTER WESTERN UNION CHARGES..............
MTCN NUMBER (10 DIGIT NUMBER)....................................
SCAN WESTERN UNION RECIEPT.....................................
I want you to get back to me with the information.Thanks
Me
Greetings Joe!
Praise Allah you are a man of persistent undulation! Your persistence inspired me to make time to visit the Union of the Western today so that I could telepath you the money.
Sent To: Charmain Burrito
Sender's Name : Gideon Gandolf Glodin Grey
Sender's Full Address: 1060 W. Addison Street, Chicago, Illinois 60613
Total Amount Sent After Western Union Charges: $5.23
M.T.C.N Control Number (10digit number): 6213112515-U
Should you have any questions, please call me at my work at Fresh Bakery Incorporated at phone number 312-421-6700. I look forward to shipping you this item!
Gideon Grey
Him
Hello
what is going on there and i just want to inform you that the receiver's's name is not correct and the amount sent and i want you to get back to me with instruction below this list
receiver's name Charmaine Barajas
the amount you are going to send after you deduct your money for the item and again your $100
this th total amoutn you are going to send to my shiper $3010
again i want you to scan western union reciept for the confirmation.i want you to get back to em asap
Me
Homoarigata Joe!
My most humble apologies! I must have been thinking about the delicious burrito lunch I had yesterday right before I sent the West Unionize. It was really something since I thought all burritos were the same but praise Allah for his cheesy, beany goodness that that is not so Juan's House of Burritos in Scottsdale, Arizona! They have meat burritos, cheese burritos, veggie burritos, big burritos, small burritos, burritos of all ingredients! They even had dessert burritos with chocolate fillings, creme fillings, pudding fillings and ice cream fillings! It boggles the mind and the colon! Praise Allah for his burritoy goodness!
Any ways, that is neither hither or yon. I will go to the West of Union tomorrow and see if they can recall the one to Ms. Burrito. I think there must be some mistake on the amount though. The check I received was for $1050.00. When I subtract my fees of time, gas and wear and tear and the WU fees, that only leaves $5.23. Perhaps that was a check for another item I sold. Also, it would not make sense for you to send me an extra $3100 more than I was asking for the item. Perhaps you sent the check meant for me to someone else and I got theirs? I can call the bank tomorrow and confirm the amount. I have tried to scan the receipt for you but every time I put the receipt into the CD drawer on my computer, the paper crumbles and the receipt does not appear on the screen. Any ideas how to fix this?
Fear not fellow planet traveler, together we will get to the bottom of all of this! And perhaps after that, we can get to Ms. Barajas's bottom so that everyone is satisfied! Until the morrow when we can resolve such issues sweet bagger!
Gideon
Him
HI
INFACT THIS IS A MESSAGE OF WHICH AN USING TO EXPRESS MY NEGATIVE FEELING TOWARD YOU YOU HAVE COMPLETELY MAKE THINGS BAD NOW MY SHIPPER ALSO HAVE SOME OTHER ITEMS TO PICK UP FOR ME IN YOUR AREA A THIS SHIPPING COMPANY HAS ALREADY MAKE ARRANGEMENT WITH THE OTHER SELLER OF THE ITEMS THAT THEY ARE COMING TOMORROW FOR THE PICK UP AND THIS MY SHIPPER IS GOING TO USE THE EXTRA MONEY WITH YOU FOR THE SHIPPING FUNDS, NOW TELL ME HOW THE SHIPPING COMPANY CAN NOW COME FOR THE PICK WHEN THE MONEY TO USE FOR THE SHIPPING IS STILL WITH YOU?
GENTLEMAN I NOW GIVE YOU THE CHANCE OF TODAY FOR YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU DEDUCT YOUR MONEY FOR THE ITEM AND ALSO $100 FOR YOUR RUNING AROUND AND HAVE THE BALANCE SENT TO MY SHIPPER TODAY BY Western Union CASH,.
BUT IF BY THE END OF TODAY I DO NOT READ FROM YOU THAT YOU HAVE SENT THE EXTRA MONEY TO MY SHIPPER THEN I BELIEVE YOU WANTED TO CHEAT ME ,
AND EXPECT MY LAWYER /THE FBI POLICE IN YOUR HOUSE,. BUT YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE OF TODAY FOR YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE MONEY TO MY SHIPPER ,.
GET BACK TO ME WITH THE Western Union INFORMATION WHEN YOU SEND THE MONEY TO MY SHIPPER
ANXIOUSLY, WAITING TO RECEIVE THE Western Union INFORMATION TODAY
Me
Joe,
I am aghast at your response! You are so quick to accuse me of mishandling this situation when you have not even looked into the check business to see if it was you who sent the wrong check! This is entirely unexpected as I have never cheated anyone, even when my brother went to the bathroom, I was trusted entirely with the Monopoly money and real estate cards. Such is scrutiny most men can not pass! Perhaps you, like me has enjoyed one to many burritos and the gas is backing up and making your berries dingle uncomfortably!
However, I can see the good news and believe you are 100% right and a meeting is in order with myself, you. the FBI, your Lawyer, the Police and your Shipper are coming to my house! Praise Allah for his great and glorious magnitude! This way, we will fellowship with many donuts and work out this issue to the satisfaction of everyone! I will also invite my banker! Certainly with so many minds, we can find the solution to this check silly business. Perhaps also with a thousand hugs we can work through your pant load of negative feelings and put spring back in your step and the crease back in your pants!
I am looking forward to meeting! Praise Allah for bringing you into my humble home! You must be a man of unusual corn holiness to work through these many issues so patiently! I must go now, I must sleep so that I may properly prepare for our many visitors! Lets have them on Thursday. I trust you will make the arrangements with your lawyer and the police and FBI and forward my address. There are many drinks to get and donuts to make. I know the police like any donuts, but what do you think the FBI and your Lawyer would enjoy? I am thinking Long John donuts since that would be a play of the words on the Long John Arms of the Law. Let me know please.
Gideon
Me
Hi Joe!
Praise Allah, Tis the morning and clearer heads have prevailed! I will not be going to the union of the western since you and your parties will be here tomorrow. I can afford to give you the $5.23 directly. Please let me know how many will be in your party so that I can plan the adequate space. Please do not delay in getting back to me! It is very embarrassing to have new guests in your home and not have enough donuts, drinks and concubines to accommodate everyone! Hurry now and let me know!
Gideon
Him
Thanks for the prompt respond,i really appreciate your effort towards the the transaction.i just inform my uncle on the transaction and my move on it and he advice me to come down that the mistake can be from the western union office and also told me not to inform fbi on the case .so kindly go back to the western union outlet and made the correction so that the transaction can move on.
Kindly have the mistake correct and get back to me in time so that the shipping company can come for the pick up of the item in time.
so i will glad to have the money send to the shipping company when the mistake have been done.
Thanks and say in bless.
Me
Hi Joe,
Thank you for the come down! Praise Allah your colon has stopped its twitching! I will not be able to go to the Western Union office today since you can not afford for me to make another trip. I would need to charge you another $100 for my time, plus expenses and since there is only $5.23 left, you can not afford to pay for another trip for me and there would be nothing left to Western Unionize!
Since you recommended the meeting though, and I believe you are a very wise and very erect man, I believe a face to face meeting is the best path for us to skip along lightly. Please bring yourself, your lawyer and Ms. Charmaine Bareass with you. My lawyer and banker are coming and I will invite the local police and fbi mans to join us and we will flatulent our brains together and get to the bottom of this monkey business! The all together we can squeeze the Charmaine!
Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow!
Gideon
Me
Hi Joe,
Just as I laid me down to sleep and prayed Allah my soul to keep, I realized we never discussed a time for your arrival. Please arrive around 2 pm. All parties are looking forward to this meeting!
Gideon
Him
thanks for your troubles around since we started these transactions.
now i want you to get back to me with western union detils of the
money sent. i want you to act very fast because my shipper is eager to
come down to you place. hope to read back from you. nice business
ahead
Me
You need to read the actual words in the emails that I send you! No Western Union! Donuts and concubines at my place today! See you there!
Gideon
Him
Hello gideon,
kindly get back to me with the corret information when you are back from the western union outlet so that i inform the shipping company to come in time for the pick up of the items.
Am waiting forward to hear from you as soon as possible.thanks and stsy in bless.
Me
Joe,
I have the police, the FBI, my lawyer and banker sitting here and there is NO ONE here from your party. Not you, your lawyer or your shipper, who I was hoping to make a back door delivery with! I am hoping you have the correct address or have a mobile email reader as some do. My address is 1060 W. Addison St in Chicago. Please call me if you are lost or confused! 312-421-6700. Praise Allah for your speedy coming! We'll have much joy and ejaculations upon your arrival!
I posted this on another forum and don't remember if I posted it here. Some times I like to play with Internet scammers.
I wrote this as a response to a craigslist listing that was posted over and over by someone wanting to get nearly retail for their busted bike - which prompted a scammer to try and scam me.
The Craigslist Listing
RE: Scattante R560 - $899
You seemd to have some trouble writing your add so let me help you!
Performance wants $1000 for this bicycle and more for others that I haven't ridden but don't want you to buy. I've given up cycling and after using this bike for a year, I'd like to get as close what I paid for it as possible. After all, it did have my fabulous ... ride it for a year - that has to add value to it some how. I ruined the seat that came with it so I've replaced it with something I found in a bargain bin. I also broke the rear tire on my last ride and haven't bothered to fix it so don't expect a test ride. Now bend over!
Him
Dear seller,
i saw the item you posted on the list today and am higly interested on it do get back to me with the condition and the asking price
.....Thanks
Me
Hi,
Praise Allah for your inquiry! The item is still for sale! The condition is like it just rolled off the assembly line except the finish has a sheen on it like a young woman just satisfied. Please let me know if you'd like to come over and see the item. It is a fabulous item and I'm only asking $899.00
Gideon
Him
Thanks for your response, I'm okay with that and like i have said I will be paying through certified check is as good as cash money and have my agent that will come to ship it to destination. I would have love to come and look at its just that time wont permit me because am very busy man...and i will be responsible for the shippment and the pickup.As soon as you receive the payment and it clear in the bank you will be deducting your actual money and send the remaining amount to my shipping agent via western union money transfer because i'm going to include the shipping money to it.They will be the one to do the pick-up, also sign all the necessary document at your place..I hope i
can trust you with my balance.if agree do get back to me with the following details for the payment
1.Name to be issue to...
2.Contact Address(City,State,Zip code,Country):
3.Contact telephone numberhome,cell or work...)
Thanks.
Me
Greetings!
Praise Allah for his great and growing flatulence!! I know you will like this item very very much! It has many nice features. You will need to arrange to pay your shipper directly since as the new owners of a rapidly growing donut shop, I am not in a position to do your errands for you. I am busy running the shop all day and then taking classes in donutology in the evenings. Donuts require more knowledge than you probably imagine. This week we're working on Long Johns: How long is too long? and Creamy Fillings: Sweet fun or Cholesterol Express? I will have the item boxed and ready to ship for your shipper when the cheque arrives. Please send the Cheque to:
Gideon Grey
1060 W. Addison St.
Chicago, IL 60613
Please let me know when you will be able to forward the cheque so that I will be on the look out for it. Praise Allah and may he give you many .... delights for your good deals!
Gideon
Him
Hello,
Thanks for getting back to me and i just want to inform you that the payment is on the way and as soon as you receive the check i want you to get back to me asap.Thanks
Me
Howdy and Happy Hemorrhoids!!!
Thank you for the notice and I am delighted you have chosen to buy this item!!! I will most certainly notify you as soon as I receive your check. Please let me know your shipping address so that I may label it properly. I want you to get what’s coming to you! Because you have been so kind I am freeze drying 1 dozen donuts for you to enjoy with your family as you enjoy this item! Just dip them in water and then reheat at 350 for 10 minutes to enjoy! But unlike the empty holes of my donuts, you are a man who is full of Allah's warm heart felt secretions and for that, we sing praises and scat! Thank you!
Gideon
Him
Hello ,
I just got a comfirmation from ups today that the check will delivered to you today.So here is the ups tracking number for comfirmation of the payment (1Z5Y83X40198372359).So as soon as you received it have cash deduct your money for the item,$100 for you running around then wire the remaning money to my shipper via western union money transfer.. Here is the shipper information for the transfer.......
Name......Charmaine Barajas
Street address---2152 La Presa Ave,
City----Rosemead.
State------California
Zipcode------91770
As soon as the money was send to my shipper i willlike you to get back to me with following information....... ......
...Sender Name and Address
...Receiver Name and Address
...MTCN (10 digit numbers)
...Total Amount Send To The Shipper
note that you are going to deduct all the western union from the money you are sending to the shipping. this to let you know have instruct the shipper to contact you via e-mail so that both of you can setup the betime to come for the pickup of this item at your location. Looking forward to hear from you now.....thanks have great day Regards,
Here is the tracking number
Him
Your Tracking Information
Status: DELIVERED
Last Scan: 11/9/2007 10:16:00 AM DELIVERED CHICAGO, IL US
CHICAGO, IL US
Delivered To: CHICAGO, IL US
Delivery Date: Friday, November 9, 2007
Delivery Time: 10:16:00 AM
Delivery Location: RECEIVER
Signed By: VINCE
Carrier: UPS
Service: NEXT DAY AIR
Expected: 11/7/2007
UPS Tracking Number: 1Z5Y83X40198372359
Him
Hello
how are you todey. pls get back to me so that i can know what's going on concerning the payment with you there.Thanks
Me
Glad tidings of comfort and joy!
My most humble apologies for not getting back to you. I traveled to the hilly lands of Wisconsin this week to observe first hand the refinement of wheat into flour that Allah has created that one day becomes our delicious donuts of love. I did receive your payment and had a chance to cash it today. I have placed the extra money into the container with the item since as I stated in my earlier message I would be unable to do your errands for you. I am off to the land of the Arizona sun for 3 days to negotiate with our frosting supplier or we could see the cost of donuts rise 3 fold. Pray he is a sensible man or I shall have to pray to Allah to send rabid dogs to feed on his testicles. You may have your shippers pick up the item after Wednesday.
May Allah bless you the flowing warmth of his colonic embrace!
Gideon
Him
Hello,
Thanks for getting back to me and i want you to go ahead and have th remaining money send to my shipper information that is with you there and i want you to send the money via westenr union money transfer and as soon as you send the money i want you to get back to me with the transfer details so that the shipper can come for the pick up as your step door and i will be looking forward to read back from you soon.Thanks
Me
Howdy Joe!
I think we're having a communication problem, perhaps as a result of English being our second language and your .........ion of it is not that astutiated yet. Per my message yesterday, I am in the dry dry land of Arizona where it seems the only humidity is that which is caressing my ball sack from walking around in the hot sun. As a tremendous tea bagger yourself (i'm just guessing), I am sure you know what I mean. Any ways, I will be unable to Western Unionize your money to you. Please plan to have your shippers pick up the item at the address provided on Wednesday or Thursday. This is as you know, a very expensive item and given the generous amount you paid for it, I want you to make sure you get what’s coming to you ASAP. If you are unable to work out the shipping by next week, then I will return the money to you via cachiers check.
Praise Allah for his intestinal creaminess!
Gideon
Him
Hello,
Thanks for getting back to me and am very happy to hear that from you and i just want to informed as soon as you have the cash i want you to deduct your money for the item and again deduct $100 for your runing cost and and wire the remaining money to my shipping company information via western union money transfer and again before the shipping company come for the pick up they need some money to pick the item up and i want you to send the money today so that by tomorrow they can come for pick up at your step door and as soon as you wire the money to shipping company information i want you to get back to me with western union details so that i can confirmed and i want you to get back to me with western union details below:
SENDER'S FULL NAME ..................
SENDER'S ADDRESS......................
AMOUNT SENT AFTER WESTERN UNION CHARGES..............
MTCN NUMBER (10 DIGIT NUMBER)....................................
SCAN WESTERN UNION RECIEPT.....................................
I want you to get back to me with the information.Thanks
Me
Greetings Joe!
Praise Allah you are a man of persistent undulation! Your persistence inspired me to make time to visit the Union of the Western today so that I could telepath you the money.
Sent To: Charmain Burrito
Sender's Name : Gideon Gandolf Glodin Grey
Sender's Full Address: 1060 W. Addison Street, Chicago, Illinois 60613
Total Amount Sent After Western Union Charges: $5.23
M.T.C.N Control Number (10digit number): 6213112515-U
Should you have any questions, please call me at my work at Fresh Bakery Incorporated at phone number 312-421-6700. I look forward to shipping you this item!
Gideon Grey
Him
Hello
what is going on there and i just want to inform you that the receiver's's name is not correct and the amount sent and i want you to get back to me with instruction below this list
receiver's name Charmaine Barajas
the amount you are going to send after you deduct your money for the item and again your $100
this th total amoutn you are going to send to my shiper $3010
again i want you to scan western union reciept for the confirmation.i want you to get back to em asap
Me
Homoarigata Joe!
My most humble apologies! I must have been thinking about the delicious burrito lunch I had yesterday right before I sent the West Unionize. It was really something since I thought all burritos were the same but praise Allah for his cheesy, beany goodness that that is not so Juan's House of Burritos in Scottsdale, Arizona! They have meat burritos, cheese burritos, veggie burritos, big burritos, small burritos, burritos of all ingredients! They even had dessert burritos with chocolate fillings, creme fillings, pudding fillings and ice cream fillings! It boggles the mind and the colon! Praise Allah for his burritoy goodness!
Any ways, that is neither hither or yon. I will go to the West of Union tomorrow and see if they can recall the one to Ms. Burrito. I think there must be some mistake on the amount though. The check I received was for $1050.00. When I subtract my fees of time, gas and wear and tear and the WU fees, that only leaves $5.23. Perhaps that was a check for another item I sold. Also, it would not make sense for you to send me an extra $3100 more than I was asking for the item. Perhaps you sent the check meant for me to someone else and I got theirs? I can call the bank tomorrow and confirm the amount. I have tried to scan the receipt for you but every time I put the receipt into the CD drawer on my computer, the paper crumbles and the receipt does not appear on the screen. Any ideas how to fix this?
Fear not fellow planet traveler, together we will get to the bottom of all of this! And perhaps after that, we can get to Ms. Barajas's bottom so that everyone is satisfied! Until the morrow when we can resolve such issues sweet bagger!
Gideon
Him
HI
INFACT THIS IS A MESSAGE OF WHICH AN USING TO EXPRESS MY NEGATIVE FEELING TOWARD YOU YOU HAVE COMPLETELY MAKE THINGS BAD NOW MY SHIPPER ALSO HAVE SOME OTHER ITEMS TO PICK UP FOR ME IN YOUR AREA A THIS SHIPPING COMPANY HAS ALREADY MAKE ARRANGEMENT WITH THE OTHER SELLER OF THE ITEMS THAT THEY ARE COMING TOMORROW FOR THE PICK UP AND THIS MY SHIPPER IS GOING TO USE THE EXTRA MONEY WITH YOU FOR THE SHIPPING FUNDS, NOW TELL ME HOW THE SHIPPING COMPANY CAN NOW COME FOR THE PICK WHEN THE MONEY TO USE FOR THE SHIPPING IS STILL WITH YOU?
GENTLEMAN I NOW GIVE YOU THE CHANCE OF TODAY FOR YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU DEDUCT YOUR MONEY FOR THE ITEM AND ALSO $100 FOR YOUR RUNING AROUND AND HAVE THE BALANCE SENT TO MY SHIPPER TODAY BY Western Union CASH,.
BUT IF BY THE END OF TODAY I DO NOT READ FROM YOU THAT YOU HAVE SENT THE EXTRA MONEY TO MY SHIPPER THEN I BELIEVE YOU WANTED TO CHEAT ME ,
AND EXPECT MY LAWYER /THE FBI POLICE IN YOUR HOUSE,. BUT YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE OF TODAY FOR YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE MONEY TO MY SHIPPER ,.
GET BACK TO ME WITH THE Western Union INFORMATION WHEN YOU SEND THE MONEY TO MY SHIPPER
ANXIOUSLY, WAITING TO RECEIVE THE Western Union INFORMATION TODAY
Me
Joe,
I am aghast at your response! You are so quick to accuse me of mishandling this situation when you have not even looked into the check business to see if it was you who sent the wrong check! This is entirely unexpected as I have never cheated anyone, even when my brother went to the bathroom, I was trusted entirely with the Monopoly money and real estate cards. Such is scrutiny most men can not pass! Perhaps you, like me has enjoyed one to many burritos and the gas is backing up and making your berries dingle uncomfortably!
However, I can see the good news and believe you are 100% right and a meeting is in order with myself, you. the FBI, your Lawyer, the Police and your Shipper are coming to my house! Praise Allah for his great and glorious magnitude! This way, we will fellowship with many donuts and work out this issue to the satisfaction of everyone! I will also invite my banker! Certainly with so many minds, we can find the solution to this check silly business. Perhaps also with a thousand hugs we can work through your pant load of negative feelings and put spring back in your step and the crease back in your pants!
I am looking forward to meeting! Praise Allah for bringing you into my humble home! You must be a man of unusual corn holiness to work through these many issues so patiently! I must go now, I must sleep so that I may properly prepare for our many visitors! Lets have them on Thursday. I trust you will make the arrangements with your lawyer and the police and FBI and forward my address. There are many drinks to get and donuts to make. I know the police like any donuts, but what do you think the FBI and your Lawyer would enjoy? I am thinking Long John donuts since that would be a play of the words on the Long John Arms of the Law. Let me know please.
Gideon
Me
Hi Joe!
Praise Allah, Tis the morning and clearer heads have prevailed! I will not be going to the union of the western since you and your parties will be here tomorrow. I can afford to give you the $5.23 directly. Please let me know how many will be in your party so that I can plan the adequate space. Please do not delay in getting back to me! It is very embarrassing to have new guests in your home and not have enough donuts, drinks and concubines to accommodate everyone! Hurry now and let me know!
Gideon
Him
Thanks for the prompt respond,i really appreciate your effort towards the the transaction.i just inform my uncle on the transaction and my move on it and he advice me to come down that the mistake can be from the western union office and also told me not to inform fbi on the case .so kindly go back to the western union outlet and made the correction so that the transaction can move on.
Kindly have the mistake correct and get back to me in time so that the shipping company can come for the pick up of the item in time.
so i will glad to have the money send to the shipping company when the mistake have been done.
Thanks and say in bless.
Me
Hi Joe,
Thank you for the come down! Praise Allah your colon has stopped its twitching! I will not be able to go to the Western Union office today since you can not afford for me to make another trip. I would need to charge you another $100 for my time, plus expenses and since there is only $5.23 left, you can not afford to pay for another trip for me and there would be nothing left to Western Unionize!
Since you recommended the meeting though, and I believe you are a very wise and very erect man, I believe a face to face meeting is the best path for us to skip along lightly. Please bring yourself, your lawyer and Ms. Charmaine Bareass with you. My lawyer and banker are coming and I will invite the local police and fbi mans to join us and we will flatulent our brains together and get to the bottom of this monkey business! The all together we can squeeze the Charmaine!
Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow!
Gideon
Me
Hi Joe,
Just as I laid me down to sleep and prayed Allah my soul to keep, I realized we never discussed a time for your arrival. Please arrive around 2 pm. All parties are looking forward to this meeting!
Gideon
Him
thanks for your troubles around since we started these transactions.
now i want you to get back to me with western union detils of the
money sent. i want you to act very fast because my shipper is eager to
come down to you place. hope to read back from you. nice business
ahead
Me
You need to read the actual words in the emails that I send you! No Western Union! Donuts and concubines at my place today! See you there!
Gideon
Him
Hello gideon,
kindly get back to me with the corret information when you are back from the western union outlet so that i inform the shipping company to come in time for the pick up of the items.
Am waiting forward to hear from you as soon as possible.thanks and stsy in bless.
Me
Joe,
I have the police, the FBI, my lawyer and banker sitting here and there is NO ONE here from your party. Not you, your lawyer or your shipper, who I was hoping to make a back door delivery with! I am hoping you have the correct address or have a mobile email reader as some do. My address is 1060 W. Addison St in Chicago. Please call me if you are lost or confused! 312-421-6700. Praise Allah for your speedy coming! We'll have much joy and ejaculations upon your arrival!
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