... like another one from germany?
German Angst!?
Once upon a time, little man sadly sitting around the pub, in front of a beer. A big guy comes along, beats the little man on his shoulders and drinks his beer. The little man starts crying very badly. The big one: "What's wrong with you, wimpy sausage! Crying around coz a lousy beer". The little man replies:" Well, then right on time. This morning my wife left me, cleared my account right-away emptied my house. And in the afternoon I lost my job!
I really wanted to live no longer. I laid myself on a railway track ...'s diversion! Wanted to hang myself ... the rope torn! Wanted to shoot myself ... revolver failed! And now I bought a beer from my last money, poured in some poison and you just boozed it away!"
