Happy Birthday to ME! :)

[Telly R]

This is ProVari number two, but number one has already come and gone... This is a replacement

I sold my first one when I had stopped vaping for a few months... I thought I was done for good so I sold off everything... ProVari and Poldiac, my prized possessions now have new homes... But I will rebuild the fleet! Bigger and stronger!

My old ProVari, hand sanded and polished to a mirror finish

And my other baby the Poldiac

Gone but not forgotten!

You will get your forces back in fighting order... no doubt. Those did look pretty sweet though.

 

[dam718]

According to the Sacred Text of Manual, Verse 2:

You shall not sleep; you shall not eat, as it mighth make you sleepy; you must at all times have a clear view of the Mail of vape receptacle, least the postal carriage slip by unnoticed. Chasing after said carriage and screaming unintelligibly in pseudo-Latin is acceptable. Weeping is allowed, but only after the Sacred ProVari is in your hands and the tears are of gratitude. Bursting into tears because the tracking number hasn't updated in 3 hours is considered impudent.

I've highlighted the part that wasn't followed. These has happened to others that's why it's in the ProVarinati manual.

I must read the ProVarinati Manual to my wife... Our homes in my neighborhood are a tad unconventional... The garage is detached, and directly behind the house, and outside our locked privacy fence... The mailbox is next to the garage... So, because there is a privacy fence and a complete 2 car garage between the house and the mailbox, I just think they go straight for the "We missed you" slip when it requires a signature. Now, getting around to the front door would take about a minute, but apparently that's too much to ask. I'll puut a lawnchair out there next time, cause this is BS!

 

[dam718]

You will get your forces back in fighting order... no doubt. Those did look pretty sweet though.

Indeed... I'm more upset about the Poldiac now than the ProVari... You can get a ProVari pretty quick... But Poldiac's are made from Unobtanium, and very hard to get your hands on. I'll get another eventually. They are by far my favorite mechanical mod.

 

[dam718]

Woot... All I can say is...

I ain't too proud to chase a mail truck! Haha

Got it!

Pictures to follow

 

[Telly R]

Woot... All I can say is...

I ain't too proud to chase a mail truck! Haha

Got it!



Pictures to follow

Let us see the fruit of your effort!

 

[Strangebrew]

Happy Birthday Chief!

 

[kbf101998]

Sounds like it is a very common practice with the USPS mail carriers to go straight for the 'missed you' slip. They do it here and there is nothing obstructing the view of the driveway with all the cars in the drive. Did it here with the first one and I had to wait until the next day and go pick it up.

With the second one--I put a big sign on the mail box (one on each side and one on the front) with big red letters that said "I Am Home"-- and on the sign on the door of the mailbox--I left a note that said " according to the tracking information on the USPS website--you should have a package with my mail that needs my signature, I will be glad to sign for it when you bring it to the door. Thank you". He did drive up the drive and ring the door bell that time. He brought the mail, the package, and all the poster notes that I had left on the mailbox to the door. I was very friendly and nice and thanked him...
I really shouldn't have to do all that to have a package delivered that needs a signature!

I must read the ProVarinati Manual to my wife... Our homes in my neighborhood are a tad unconventional... The garage is detached, and directly behind the house, and outside our locked privacy fence... The mailbox is next to the garage... So, because there is a privacy fence and a complete 2 car garage between the house and the mailbox, I just think they go straight for the "We missed you" slip when it requires a signature. Now, getting around to the front door would take about a minute, but apparently that's too much to ask. I'll puut a lawnchair out there next time, cause this is BS!

 

[dam718]

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/provari/491442-behold-cherry-provari.html#post11266409

Pictures within!