Heard at the vape shop

[Giraut]

My local vape shop's owner is nice, but she has a wry sense of humor.

I went there today, to say hello. We were chit-chatting as there were no customers. Then a rather shy-looking guy popped into the store:

- Hello, do you have electronic cigarettes?

(The store is *packed full* of electronic cigarette-related items...)

- No, we sell PBJ sandwiches...

The guys was so taken aback, he turned around and left without a word.

One less customer. Silly rabbit

 

[Equilibrium]

"Here's your sign" LOL

 

[SazoidX]

Awwwwwww.... poor guy. I have the same sense of humor your shop owner does - but if someone said that to me in a place I'd never been in, trying to get into a new thing I wasn't all that sure about; I might leave too.

 

[CorallineAlgae]

"Here's your sign" LOL

Give it to the shop owner.

Customer: "I'm new to this but can you help me spend my money in your shop?"

Shop owner: "Go somewhere else. I don't have the patience to help a newbie."

Customer: *finds another store and NEVER returns*

 

[Equilibrium]

Give it to the shop owner.

Customer: "I'm new to this but can you help me spend my money in your shop?"

Shop owner: "Go somewhere else. I don't have the patience to help a newbie."

Customer: *finds another store and NEVER returns*

Oh, I hear ya!

I wouldn't have handled it the same way the shop owner did either BUT, I've been married to a women with that sane type of humor for about 15 years now and she can make some people cringe - I don't even blink anymore.