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Some of the comments that don't come right and call op a liar, but sure do imply such are unnecessary folks.

We can all disagree at times, and even make a snide comment at times in attempts at humor, even.

Oh, wait. I just saw one come right out and call dude a liar. C'mon man. Lighten up already. It aint like there's a world championship at stake or dude stole your rent money.

Helluva a way to welcome a newb, don'tcha think? This was a fun thread at first.

You're right, I s'pose. I have to admit I've been hiding something from forum members here. After I shot the below scene in 1971 the pressures of living in the public eye and lifting my left leg all the time became too much. I feigned a headache, funeral, and disappeared never to be seen again. My name is Bruce Lee.

 
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Some of the comments that don't come right and call op a liar, but sure do imply such are unnecessary folks.

We can all disagree at times, and even make a snide comment at times in attempts at humor, even.

Oh, wait. I just saw one come right out and call dude a liar. C'mon man. Lighten up already. It aint like there's a world championship at stake or dude stole your rent money.

Helluva a way to welcome a newb, don'tcha think? This was a fun thread at first.
Just telling the guy it wasn’t necessary. I’d accept him without the ridiculous story. I wasn’t calling him names or insulting him. Just calling a spade a spade. And yes I think it’s an excellent way to welcome him. Same as I would do if I met him in any other setting. I don’t think he needs any special treatment, he’s an adult, hopefully.
 

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You're right, I s'pose. I have to admit I've been hiding something from forum members here. After I shot the below scene in 1971 the pressures of living in the public eye and lifting my left leg all the time became too much. I feigned a headache, funeral, and disappeared never to be seen again. My name is Bruce Lee.


Bruce it’s an honor, OH MY GOD!!!! Sorry I don’t mean to act a fool but you are my idol. I knew it, I knew you weren’t dead. Death don’t got the balls to come for Bruce F’ing Lee. This is the greatest day of my life. I can’t wait to call everyone I know to tell them.
 

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Bruce it’s an honor, OH MY GOD!!!! Sorry I don’t mean to act a fool but you are my idol. I knew it, I knew you weren’t dead. Death don’t got the balls to come for Bruce F’ing Lee. This is the greatest day of my life. I can’t wait to call everyone I know to tell them.

Don't go bragging so fast to your friends. During my time away I moved to New York and became a rapper. I went and got tattoos and colored my hair to match the rainbow, but I messed up and I am facing federal charges under the R.I.C.O Act. Please refer to me as Tekashi 6ix9ine moving forward. I hope you like what I did with my teeth in the video below.

 
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Don't go bragging so fast to your friends. During my time away I moved to New York and became a rapper. I went and got tattoos and colored my hair to match the rainbow, but I messed up and I am facing federal charges under the R.I.C.O Act. Please refer to me as Tekashi 6ix9ine moving forward. I hope you like what I did with my teeth in the video below.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! That’s not even funny, Bruce is a man of honor and a total bad-..., he never needed a blicky with a stiffy.
 
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You're right, I s'pose. I have to admit I've been hiding something from forum members here. After I shot the below scene in 1971 the pressures of living in the public eye and lifting my left leg all the time became too much. I feigned a headache, funeral, and disappeared never to be seen again. My name is Bruce Lee.


This shows you how much more of a bad@ss Skeebo is than meets the eye.




The strangest thing that ever happened to me is some guy stole my car. Walked out there in the morning and my car was gone. The idiot left his Bugatti Veyron behind. I was like "Score!" but I ended up having to sell it because I couldn't afford the insurance and my dog didn't like having his head out the window at 253 mph.
 
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The strangest thing that ever happened to me is some guy stole my car. Walked out there in the morning and my car was gone. The idiot left his Bugatti Veyron behind. I was like "Score!" but I ended up having to sell it because I couldn't afford the insurance and my dog didn't like having his head out the window at 253 mph.

I wish you had posted about this story before you sold it. I would have helped you out and paid the insurance for a year. I know we don't know each other, I just get a kick out of doing random stuff like that and not telling the wifey about it. She loves math.
 

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I don't think anyone is out to personally attack the dude. Sometimes people make things up that are so ridiculous you can't just sit back and pretend to be as dumb as said person must think you are.

Me, personally, it's not like if I see this guy posting in another thread I would bring this particular one up and try to embarrass him or something like that. I would probably reread what he posted since he now had a history of falsifying stories. But to me this thread got way more entertaining when people stopped biting their tongue lol.

And for that, I thank him!!! :p
 

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You're right, I s'pose. I have to admit I've been hiding something from forum members here. After I shot the below scene in 1971 the pressures of living in the public eye and lifting my left leg all the time became too much. I feigned a headache, funeral, and disappeared never to be seen again. My name is Bruce Lee.



OK, so, truth, what's it been like hanging out with Elvis all these years?
 

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I was rally hoping this thread was going to turn into fantasy fest.....
Like the time i accidently dropped a penny that landed on tiny leprechaun. Luckily he was in a good mood and granted me a wish for my 'generosity'. Well, as you can imagine, it all went horribly wrong when.....
Sorry, out of time - got to go and milk my unicorn.
 

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I thought all unicorns were male

What, you never watched the Last Unicorn on VCR? (Over and over and... cause it was your kids favorite:() Starting to think the OP is letting "the magic do as it will" so we should just "close cover before striking" or perhaps let the "Red Bull drive them all to the sea"
 
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