finally in charge of something! I own a business where I am not even in charge!
Here are my rules for the next 24 hours. Rat might have his own.
1) Do not recommend a way for zen to take payments. What these are really are thinly veiled attempts to get your device. Zen is a brilliant man and I am 100% positive he has researched every way possible to do this. Probably even some that we could never even come up with.
2) Do not even consider selling your zenesis for a profit. In fact do not sell it at all. the only way you can sell it is if you died and your relatives want to pay your estate taxes. And maybe not even then.
3) like every one of Mr. P's posts. They are all funny. This is required.
4) Do not look a gift horse in the mouth. I do not know how this applies exactly, but it sounds like a appropriate saying at this time.
5) Be nice. I do not mean do not be sarcastic or smartassey, but be nice when others ask questions that have been answered before. We were all there.
6) Relax, be patient and have a good time. These devices are amazing. You will get one. I promise. I know one thing and that is we often do not enjoy the wait for things we really want as much as we should. Think about it. Tell me that in your life, when you wanted something really badly, and then thought back on it at a later time, how much fun the wait actually was. It is like a kid waiting for a holiday. Sometimes the anticipation can be fun.
Some of you probably do not know this, but in Portland I am running for Mayor currently. Now to be honest, I tried as hard as I could to NOT win. I had good intentions. I was upset about things that were happening in this town and wanted to make a difference. When I started I realized that Portland is such a weird city that I could probably pull off a win if I actually tried. Owning a business does not afford me the luxury of being mayor of this weird place, so I backed off significantly. I did NOTHING to win. I actually started telling people to NOT vote for me because I started to worry.
Well today is the day. I am curious to see if I get ANY votes. Ill let you all know.
BTW, as always, some of the above is sarcastic. I say this for fear that everything will be taken literally. Some of what was said was not however.
