Certificate of AYS
In recognition of rudness and stupidity everywhere
. And our desire to rise above it!
Congratulations on your Limited Edition Are you stupid? Zenesis Hybrid
05/07/12
Customer: Want Standard
Zen~: Hi, what do you mean?
Customer: I want to
buy standard, I have the money
Zen~: The standard will be on the website as soon as eCommerce is working again.
Customer: I can
buy it right now I have the money
Zen~: I can't sell you one until they go up on the website.
Customer: I thought it wasn't working
Zen~: It's not working just yet... soon
Customer: But I can pay now, I'll just use PayPal
Zen~: But I won't sell it that way, It has to go through the site.
(Wait
. Wait for it
. Here it comes
)
Customer: Are you stupid?
Zen~: Apparently, yes.
Customer: Well, I can pay right now, and you dont want my money, so you must be stupid.
Zen~: I've already admitted to being stupid, but I do have to go now, thanks for your interest.
Customer: I guess I'll just
buy a Katana.
Zen~: That sounds like a plan. Have a great day.
Customer: The Katana is cheaper anyway.
Zen~: I've heard that... enjoy your Katana
Customer: I will! At least Sturm will take my money
Zen~: Sturm doesn't make the Katana, so I'm sure Sturm will enjoy the money quite a bit.
Listen, I have to run, sorry we couldn't make things work out.
Customer: Hey man, I can pay right now, this isn't my fault.
Zen~: I understand, thanks for your interest, enjoy the rest of your day.
Heres to Zen