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Ash,
as you are expecting a baby, this one is especially for you:
A Lebanese, a Homsi, and a black man are in a hospital. All of their wives are having a baby. After a while the doctor walks in and announces that all of their wives gave birth to healthy baby boys all within minutes of each other. The men start celebrating and congratulating each other, but then the doctor says, "But I have a bit of bad news". The men fall silent. He continues, "The nurse got confused and we don't know which boy belongs to whom". At that the Lebanese man runs into the maternity ward and grabs the black baby screaming, "This one is mine!" The doctor runs after him and says, "But sir, both you and your wife are white." The Lebanese man looks at him and replies, "Listen, one of the other two is a Homsi, I am NOT taking any chances!"
as you are expecting a baby, this one is especially for you:
A Lebanese, a Homsi, and a black man are in a hospital. All of their wives are having a baby. After a while the doctor walks in and announces that all of their wives gave birth to healthy baby boys all within minutes of each other. The men start celebrating and congratulating each other, but then the doctor says, "But I have a bit of bad news". The men fall silent. He continues, "The nurse got confused and we don't know which boy belongs to whom". At that the Lebanese man runs into the maternity ward and grabs the black baby screaming, "This one is mine!" The doctor runs after him and says, "But sir, both you and your wife are white." The Lebanese man looks at him and replies, "Listen, one of the other two is a Homsi, I am NOT taking any chances!"
called the postal service: delivery day TI : tomorrow!!!!
Great ! Will you be home and ready to jump on the mailman ?
I can't believe all the great stuff I miss when I choose to go to sleep at night! I feel late to the party, but I really want to help Junebugg too Am I too late?
Can someone PM me the PP address. I sent K-man a message but I'm sure he's till asleep because from what I see he was up until 3 am popping coils like a champ!
Also, you guys are awesome. Such love, such caring. It's really really moving.
Am I too late? Can someone PM me the PP address. I sent K-man a message but I'm sure he's till asleep because from what I see he was up until 3 am popping coils like a champ!
Also, you guys are awesome. Such love, such caring. It's really really moving.
I can't believe all the great stuff I miss when I choose to go to sleep at night! I feel late to the party, but I really want to help Junebugg too
Can someone PM me the PP address. I sent K-man a message but I'm sure he's till asleep because from what I see he was up until 3 am popping coils like a champ!
Also, you guys are awesome. Such love, such caring. It's really really moving.
Same here. I'm sound asleep when all the good stuff happens. I PM'd K-man and Murdoch, but if anyone else has the info, I would appreciate it. Thanks.
won't be home, but I will go now and give some chocolate to my neighbor
He might get curious about what's in the pack and give you your chocolate back tomorrow
how life works: right after I made a small donation to June, I got notified that my TI is going to be delivered......
Once again, thank you all, and Emonty, I'm not a woman LoL... Everyone have a great day/night wherever you may be in the world. Time to work to pay the bills
not a Woman??? Ok please return my money!!
you are more then welcome, hope you kid is going to be fine and you can enjoy your mini!!
ignore my pm!!
you are more then welcome, hope you kid is going to be fine and you can enjoy your mini!!
ignore my pm!!
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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