Ha! I knew it! It's true. I hated you and all your Zenesisises, Stevo? Forget about! King of not-punctuation! Couldn't stand him! Emonty? Jesus, I thought he was total d-bag! Don't even get me started on K-man! Holy crap, when he was hawking around the classified after he joined, scooping up anything he could get his grubby little paws on I was hoping that he would be kidnapped by Canadian gypsy's and tied up to a plank with an outboard engine and sent off into the grand old Atlantic.
But BOY was I wrong about you guys!!!! It turns out, you have all grown very dear to me! Almost all of you, Sorry ASH...I really think you all possess what I will call OB-PEDO (OB Personality DisOrder), which is the affliction you all suffer from. Your coarse, harsh exteriors give way to soft warm and squichy middles all filled with love and gummy bears. And I think you guys are really really groovy and when you die you will all go to this wonderful magical place filled with insufferable d-bags, which in reality are just wonderful gents such as yourselves dressed in dickies and wearing clown noses, you only will need a few thousand years to warm up to them.
Actually one of my childhood friends I hated when he first came to a party at my house, and he threw up in a pot on the stove, kicked my brother in the face (I liked that part) and passed out in my back yard, I thought "God, what an Emonty! I mean....douche" But then when I went to party and threw up allover myself and got my head stuck in the toilet, fell into a litterbox, and cried in front of 100 people about how nobody loved me, he was there stuffing rags soaked with chloroform into my mouth. After that night we were best friends! he is actually one of the only people from high school I still talk to.
I think he hated me too, I might just have a little bit of s Ob-pedo tendency myself!
lmao lmao lmao


shhhhhhh we wont speak of it outloud to jinx it 