I love a fresh battery right before bed. the next morning I throw that battery in my provari and then put a fresh one in my zenesis. Because I love a fresh battery in the morning too.
I think it should also have an induction charger built into it and a charging base as well.
Built in OLED display for battery level, juice level, coil health, wick condition, short circuit warning, as well lastest forum news and email alerts via wifi.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.![]()
how is it that us commoners can try this famous juice?

That's the smell of freedom!
(I love that movie)
Man, that sucks...PM incoming!
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Been following this thread for the past couple days now, and I really want a Zenesis standard and mini... and a Z atty Pro for my Provari... My girl can have all my cartos and J tanks, I want to be on some real $#!+!!!!
Hopefully I can snag one of each when they are available, been pinching pennies and slanging excess gear to be sure I can afford all three (maybe 2 Z atty pros.. hehe). Hope there is no limit to what I can buy, because I'm dying inside to have at least one of each... Really bummed I missed out on the BAMs and I definitely can't afford one of those diamond ones... plus I'm a dude, and my girl would steal that SO fast, I wouldn't stand a chance...
Big ups to Zen to making something so appealing and functional... Watched every single video on youtube about Zenisis Hybrids, and can't wait to have ANYTHING Zen in my hands.
Sorry for the raving but I'm getting real sick of punching/slotting cartos and the nasty polyfill taste. Dripping is just too inconvenient for me (always working or driving, and too lazy to do it while I'm sitting at the comp during the wee hours of the morning) and would really love to taste my juice the way it's supposed to taste... which apparently doesn't even happen when you drip on a regular atomizer.
If I can get what I want, this will be an expensive month!!!
He already has on his website . If you setup a notifier on his site you will get the email. Also if you click on the standard or mini it gives a available date. Try it it actually works.
Oh, I have the alerts set... I just fear that I will be at work when it happens, and I will be too busy making sushi to get anything in time... Anybody want to trade some sushi for dibs on one of each? Zen? Like sushi? LOL! I will set my girl up to get alerts as well I guess, and give her my CC info (DANGEROUS, LOL, but I'm willing to take my chances...)
Like I said, I'm just tired of the whole carto-tank deal and love everything that the Zenesis Hybrids have to offer... If not all, I would love at least one of the three. From what I understand, there will be more Z-atties than anything so I will be more than content with that... but I have fallen in love with bottom switches and the Zenesis hybrids in general (from everything that I have seen anyways). The ProVari is cool but after using a tube mod with a kick, I understand wattage MUCH better (coming from someone who is looking to become an electrician... LOL) and realize that I can achieve the same heat and hit I desire with a non VV mod and a low resistance coil (I really enjoy 9.5-10 watts) The good thing about the ProVari and the Kick is that you don't have the voltage drop off like you would without regulating electronics... I'd be carrying extra batteries anyways so no bigg.
Just curious, anybody running a Kick + AW IMR18490 in their STD?
Also, I was wondering if there is a lock on the switch? I pocket carry and would hate to pop a coil... I carry a spare J tank with me daily just in case I don't lock my switch and burn a carto... but it's not like I can do this with the Zens... Kind of why I want a mini and a standard.. just in case, you know? Sorry, I read back a lot but 1600+ pages is A LOT to read through. I read that you can unscrew the switch and it will prevent accidental fires but was curious if there was an actual locking mechanism... My guess is no since backing off the switch a bit was the only answer I've found.
Oh, I have the alerts set... I just fear that I will be at work when it happens, and I will be too busy making sushi to get anything in time... Anybody want to trade some sushi for dibs on one of each? Zen? Like sushi? LOL! I will set my girl up to get alerts as well I guess, and give her my CC info (DANGEROUS, LOL, but I'm willing to take my chances...)
Like I said, I'm just tired of the whole carto-tank deal and love everything that the Zenesis Hybrids have to offer... If not all, I would love at least one of the three. From what I understand, there will be more Z-atties than anything so I will be more than content with that... but I have fallen in love with bottom switches and the Zenesis hybrids in general (from everything that I have seen anyways). The ProVari is cool but after using a tube mod with a kick, I understand wattage MUCH better (coming from someone who is looking to become an electrician... LOL) and realize that I can achieve the same heat and hit I desire with a non VV mod and a low resistance coil (I really enjoy 9.5-10 watts) The good thing about the ProVari and the Kick is that you don't have the voltage drop off like you would without regulating electronics... I'd be carrying extra batteries anyways so no bigg.
Just curious, anybody running a Kick + AW IMR18490 in their STD?
Also, I was wondering if there is a lock on the switch? I pocket carry and would hate to pop a coil... I carry a spare J tank with me daily just in case I don't lock my switch and burn a carto... but it's not like I can do this with the Zens... Kind of why I want a mini and a standard.. just in case, you know? Sorry, I read back a lot but 1600+ pages is A LOT to read through. I read that you can unscrew the switch and it will prevent accidental fires but was curious if there was an actual locking mechanism... My guess is no since backing off the switch a bit was the only answer I've found.
Are you sure you don't need a hippie fixture in your life?!?!?!;wub:
Thanks so much, vic........![]()