House of Hybrids featuring the Zenesis PV

[the ob]

You should set up a test that everyone who wants one has to take to qualify to purchase one.

I would be happy to write it up for you.

 

[Zen~]

More Text Messages from the Land-O-Zen

Message 4:

Customer: Want Standard

Zen~: Hi, what do you mean?

Customer: I want to buy standard, I have the money

Zen~:The stardard will be on the website as soon as eCommerce is working again.

Customer: I can buy it right now I have the money

Zen~: I can't sell you one until they go up on the website.

Customer: I thought it wasn't working

Zen~: It's not working just yet... soon

Customer: But I can pay now, I'll just use PayPal

Zen~: But I won't sell it that way, It has to go through the site.

Customer: Are you stupid?

Zen~: Apparently, yes.

Customer: Well, I can Pay right now, and ypo dont want my money, so you must be stupid.

Zen~: I've already admitted to being stupid, but I do have to go now, thanks for your interest.

Customer: I guess I'll just buy a Katana.

Zen~: That sounds like a plan. Have a great day.

Customer: The Katana is cheaper anyway.

Zen~: I've heard that... enjoy your Katana

Customer: I will! At least Sturm will take my money

Zen~: Sturm doesn't make the Katana, so I'm sure Sturm will enjoy the money quite a bit. Listen, I have to run, sorry we couldn't make things work out.

Customer: Hey man, I can pay right now, this isn't my fault.

Zen~: I understand, thanks for your interest, enjoy the rest of your day.

 

[Murdock Ruml]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I looked and did not see anything.

Where did you look? What thread do I mostly post in there?

 

[Madagain]

Is that a 7.4v device? If so, I wouldn't bother.

It's Vari Volt step down Zen.

 

[BradsBrotherStu]

I am new to this thread and not yet a Zenfidel as I am not yet in possession of any of your products but after that last post, Zen, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you and will be honored to own anything you make. Hey things can only get better, right? Right? Sorry, probably too soon for jokes.

 

[Murdock Ruml]

Are you stupid?

LOL

Yeah that will really make him change his mind.

 

[the ob]

I am new to this thread and not yet a Zenfidel as I am not yet in possession of any of your products but after that last post, Zen, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you and will be honored to own anything you make. Hey things can only get better, right? Right? Sorry, probably too soon for jokes.

It's. Never too early for jokes

 

[pumasforpets]

It's. Never too early for jokes

Or too late! The thread never sleeps apparently...

 

[K-man]

Zen how do these nut jobs even get your number?
I love the AYS idea for engraving.

 

[vaptamist]

Can I get "ARE YOU STUPID" engraved on my Zenesis instead of a serial number?

 

[Zen~]

question:
on the website, the standard buy page has a note saying "this APV will ship in 2-21/2 weeks",
while the mini buy page does not..
does that note apply to both or is the mini ready to ship?

ALL PVs on the site will be for 2-2 1/2 week delivery

Thanks for repeating my post Zen. I did post another message a little further down stating that it doesn't matter and it was just what someone told me whilst I had been at work, he had got the wrong end of the stick. I myself have been reading your posts but don't have a blow by blow account 24/7 as I work too.

Yeah, the response wasn't aimed at you... it just triggered that response "in general" because there are SO MANY questions being asked that have really easy to find answers, it's getting a little bothersome... I'm not angry at you.

It's. Never too early for jokes

That's a fact... the sooner the better!

 

[Zen~]

Zen how do these nut jobs even get your number?

I'm not telling! It's AMAZING that they know where to find it, yet read NOTHING else!

Can I get "ARE YOU STUPID" engraved on my Zenesis instead of a serial number?

OMG that would be too funny...

 

[wickedalibi]

OH I may get %'s banned, and get put in the corner, (Ha I like the corner). After 20 years of bar tending and trying to explain who won the football boards and how they work, to the tuesday night happy hour crowd, those customers sound pretty tame. I had to quit bar tending while everyone thought I was still nice. What I was thinking was that my .357 S&W needed to go to work with me.

 

[wh01sjongalt]

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[the ob]

MR buddy, I have no idea what you are talking about.

I guess I'm the one who is stupid

 

[pumasforpets]

I'm not telling! It's AMAZING that they know where to find it, yet read NOTHING else!

Could you get some DoD buddies to show up at their houses and warn them about harassing government employees? Or would that be a misappropriation of resources?

 

[Stormiefury]

Got my new CC on my paypal and I'm ready when Mr. Murphy decides to quit being an ........ Sleep? Who needs sleep? MUST VAPE with EPIC VAPOR.....little coffee......little vape......some no doze LOL jk....Glad I don't have to work tomorrow.

Sorry you're getting a ration of freaky idiots Zen......hope your day gets better!!!!

Hugs, Stormie

 

[wh01sjongalt]

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[vaptamist]

I can see it already in the classifieds:

"FS: Zenesis Mini "AYS" edition". That would solve the serial number issue

 

[bushmasterar15]