House of Hybrids featuring the Zenesis PV

[krnxguhj33]

I start nursing school May 14th WOOT

Yeee!!! Be prepared for all the hell you can imagine. And then some.

 

[deemer]

Whoa come back to this tab and new stuff is in the works. I see the mini won out, if that changes I'm in. If not GRATS to you guys AYS is awesome.

 

[katester]

MINI WITH 5Ml tanks!

ARE YOU STUPID?

Yes!!! Please do it Zen!!

 

[Stormiefury]

Ok so what info do we need to send to Vamp??

And yes the Mini with a 5ml tank won out!!!

 

[vampiir]

I think I will stick with vampiir... CB is handy for other stuff, I think...

Perfect! Happy to help! Standing by for direction.

 

[cigarbabe]

Congrats to you vampiir!
I'm in for an "AYS"
C.B.

 

[Painfreak]

Zenesis standard #0063 arrived today loving it!

 

[xxxrimxxx]

PF..congratulations on your new Zenesis mate!

 

[sl_rat]

More Text Messages from the Land-O-Zen

Message 4:

Customer: Want Standard

Zen~: Hi, what do you mean?

Customer: I want to buy standard, I have the money

Zen~:The stardard will be on the website as soon as eCommerce is working again.

Customer: I can buy it right now I have the money

Zen~: I can't sell you one until they go up on the website.

Customer: I thought it wasn't working

Zen~: It's not working just yet... soon

Customer: But I can pay now, I'll just use PayPal

Zen~: But I won't sell it that way, It has to go through the site.

Customer: Are you stupid?

Zen~: Apparently, yes.

Customer: Well, I can Pay right now, and ypo dont want my money, so you must be stupid.

Zen~: I've already admitted to being stupid, but I do have to go now, thanks for your interest.

Customer: I guess I'll just buy a Katana.

Zen~: That sounds like a plan. Have a great day.

Customer: The Katana is cheaper anyway.

Zen~: I've heard that... enjoy your Katana

Customer: I will! At least Sturm will take my money

Zen~: Sturm doesn't make the Katana, so I'm sure Sturm will enjoy the money quite a bit. Listen, I have to run, sorry we couldn't make things work out.

Customer: Hey man, I can pay right now, this isn't my fault.

Zen~: I understand, thanks for your interest, enjoy the rest of your day.

it's because of moments like this that "misanthrope" is one of my favorite words....

 

[vampiir]

Congrats to you vampiir!
I'm in for an "AYS"
C.B.

Got you CB!

I am getting PMs already - please make sure these are firm commitments and I have started a list.

I will reply that I have you on the list as well.

Zen~ Is this how you would like this handled?

 

[Striker911]

Zenesis standard #0063 arrived today loving it!

Thats winning dude. Bet it feels good too.

 

[Murdock Ruml]

Zenesis standard #0063 arrived today loving it!

Does no good without juice to cover up those numbers.

 

[Madagain]

After all the premature PM problems around here I will wait to message anyone.

 

[Zen~]

vampiir... I need you to make me a list...

Here's the way this will go...

EVERYBODY READ THIS


HOWEVER IT MAY SELL OUT MUCH FASTER... ONLY 30 WILL BE MADE... I REPEAT... 30!

AND IT IS SOLD OUT... it took under 1.5 HOURS

If you send me even ONE PM about this after I post this message you're disqualified... period, no exceptions.

I mean it.

No emails either...

And text messages are WAY out...

The PV WILL BE a MINI with a 5Ml tank... no other variations.

It will have a TOTALLY RANDOM serial number on one side of the post, and ARE YOU STUPID on the other side.

THE PRICE will be $234.56 PLUS $8.50 shipping ANYPLACE in the world

You must send vampiir the following info:

1) ECF SCREEN NAME
2) Your REAL name
3) Your PayPal email address
4) Your Shipping information

At 9AM the list is ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY CLOSED

These PVs will ship some time in the LAST WEEK OF MAY

I WILL SEND YOU A PAYPAL INVOICE TOMORROW AFTERNOON

PAYMENT IN FULL IS REQUIRED...

Honest to God if ANYBODY PMs me with a question, they are off the list!

FAQ:
Stainless? Yes
Quartz? Yes
Magnets? Yes
Case? Yes
Battery? 18350

Any Other questions, the response from all in the thread will be... ARE YOU STUPID?

 

[pumasforpets]

I go to bed, can't sleep (my short nap earlier turned into a long one )...and come back to AYS edition?! Too funny

 

[katester]

So we have narrowed it down to a Mini with a 5ML tank...

How many shall we make?

+1 for me!

 

[BradsBrotherStu]

Pure genius.

how bout serial number #5712 for the stalking the HoH ecommerce date?

 

[raceengine]

Thanks Vampiir... It's firm commitments and I've been waiting to get one but Pain beats me to it

 

[BradsBrotherStu]

Definitely in for a standard over here as well.

I vote AYS Standard!! But I'm definitely in for either Standard or Mini And I can help out if you need another volunteer!

 

[Murdock Ruml]

This is gonna be fun!