Welcome home emonty! Haven't missed anything too excting. K-man's gender reassignment surgery was complete success! So we are all very happy for her! She is now K-woman. I suggested not going for the full E-cup, but she didn't listen. No, now we have a very buxom K-woman.
What else, pchela ate 12 hot dogs and felt sick the other day. Vicsan dropped her zenesis into a storm grate and broke three of her teeth knawing at the grate trying to break the lock on it. Stevo still hasn't discovered that there is a key on his keyboard called "Shift" "," or "."
ASH found 6 pennies under his mattress and has been trying to convince us they are rare syrian coins and it trying to get someone to trade a zenesis mini for them.
Grruss, located a Ti standard on the classies, and he sold off his left nut for it, along with 3 tins of jiffy pop and 2 bottles of astroglide (which he was very sad to part with he said)
Zen is still grumpy.
I have an irrational fears about vaginas with teeth in them now after watching a terrible movie the other day.
j_fro has rejoined the clergy and keeps coming in and calling us all sinners and swear we will burn in hell unless we can prove that the Pythagorean theorem is actually a formula to make black licorice candy.
Mad murdock wore his fake mustaches and his hunter hat to the opera and got thrown out. But not before squirting a mysterious green liquid on the singer performing her final aria of the night. They say he kept yelling "SPLOOOOGE! SPLOOOGE!!" as they hauled him off
sl_rat is till running around naked and spanking gerbils and training them to walk through paper towel cardboard tubes...none of us understand that one.
Mr. P left, came back, left again, came back and swears that we are all a bunch of sycophantic fools and insists that we all wear our underwear on the outside of our pants if we still want to be a member here
Classwife is still ruling with an iron fist! using strong language such as "huh" "what?" and "I don't get it"
Fillibuster dissapeared after buying a pink provari and told us that he has always worn miniskirts and its nothing to be ashamed about.
Think that pretty much covers it. So as you can see, business as usual. How was your vacation?
What else, pchela ate 12 hot dogs and felt sick the other day. Vicsan dropped her zenesis into a storm grate and broke three of her teeth knawing at the grate trying to break the lock on it. Stevo still hasn't discovered that there is a key on his keyboard called "Shift" "," or "."
ASH found 6 pennies under his mattress and has been trying to convince us they are rare syrian coins and it trying to get someone to trade a zenesis mini for them.
Grruss, located a Ti standard on the classies, and he sold off his left nut for it, along with 3 tins of jiffy pop and 2 bottles of astroglide (which he was very sad to part with he said)
Zen is still grumpy.
I have an irrational fears about vaginas with teeth in them now after watching a terrible movie the other day.
j_fro has rejoined the clergy and keeps coming in and calling us all sinners and swear we will burn in hell unless we can prove that the Pythagorean theorem is actually a formula to make black licorice candy.
Mad murdock wore his fake mustaches and his hunter hat to the opera and got thrown out. But not before squirting a mysterious green liquid on the singer performing her final aria of the night. They say he kept yelling "SPLOOOOGE! SPLOOOGE!!" as they hauled him off
sl_rat is till running around naked and spanking gerbils and training them to walk through paper towel cardboard tubes...none of us understand that one.
Mr. P left, came back, left again, came back and swears that we are all a bunch of sycophantic fools and insists that we all wear our underwear on the outside of our pants if we still want to be a member here
Classwife is still ruling with an iron fist! using strong language such as "huh" "what?" and "I don't get it"
Fillibuster dissapeared after buying a pink provari and told us that he has always worn miniskirts and its nothing to be ashamed about.
Think that pretty much covers it. So as you can see, business as usual. How was your vacation?
