I bought it! I actually told him I thought his offer was too low and ended up paying him 375. I couldn't be happier. I already got it too. So, there I was, sitting and holding my new ZAU, making an epic bowel movement. I had an issue of Better Homes and Gardens in one hand, my ZAU in the other. Then I sneezed. I sneezed like I never sneezed before. Triggering a colonic spasm which caused a projectile eruption
through my dilapidated sphincter.
The shock wave rippled through my body and I tore the page right out of my magazine (which did happen to be a recipe for a delicious summer berry trifle that I intended to save anyhow) and my ZAU flew out of my hands. It rocketed towards the ventilation fan which was already struggling to evacuate the room of that malodorous abomination of sin I had deposited into the water filled receptacle.
But I digress, but do I? No I guess I don't. I jumped from my seated position in an attempt to catch this airborne atomizer of delight and it hit the blade of the fan which to no ones suprise, much less my own, did it rocket down, careening into my freshly shaved head, ricocheting off the floss droplet stained mirror and plunking itself squarely into my effuse.
At this point there was nothing left to do.....I donned an oven mit and retireved it post haste. So, now I will be putting it back in the classies tomorrow for $421.74, not a penny more, not a penny less, because now! NOW! It is truly one of a kind.
The End.