How I miss smoking!

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tyfighter

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And I miss asking, "Would you like me to smoke it for you, too?" :D

While that was fun, I posit that we have an even more fun situation.

Random Person: Hey man, you got an extra smoke?
ME: (Exhale a large cloud of vapor) No, sorry, I don't smoke.
Random Person: But...You just... Huh?:confused:


Only $5 a pack??? You were getting them cheap! Their over $7 a pack here! Man I gotta get my husband to stop smoking & start vaping!

Only $7 a pack??? You were getting them cheap!

Up here in the America's Hat a 20 of Marlboros cost $8.25
I jumped around a lot of brands (Had maybe 10 mainstays and flipflopped between them and experimented sometimes). Most often I got Belmonts and those ranged from $9.50 to $10.75 (for a 25) depending on where I went, or Du Maurier which ranged from $10 to $11.25. :nah:

When I quit I was smoking Davidoff and those were nine something... I only had a couple packs before my 510 got here.
 
I miss not having to plan an outing around where I would buy more.

I miss not waking up every few hours in a raging nic fit.
I miss not getting hot sparks ruing my facial hair.
I miss not getting hassled for extra cigs.
I miss not getting kissed by hot women because I smell like nummy cookies. ( yes happened while I was outside vaping, wish I would have gotten her number :)
I miss taking a sanity break when my boss smoked. No that he has quit NO ONE gets their breaks.
 

SilverBear

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I miss having an empty, cat-less lap.

I miss having a spaz attack and dropping a lit cig between the driver's seat
and the console. Cigs fit... a hand will not.

I miss having a spaz attack and dropping a lit cig between my legs while
driving on an expressway, resulting in burned fingers trying to find it, and/or
having it go even further under my ....

I miss how 8-hour workdays mysteriously turned into 6 hours of actual work
with just a few "quick smoke" breaks.
 

Coriakin

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I still cannot fathom why they didn't implement /stick or /follow in WoW. That was the best part about DAOC; if you wanted a smoke break in the middle of a raid, just /stick your GL and hope you don't run into a pillar :D

Hmm wait. Might be thinking of another game. Been so long, I'm not sure LOL.

I play a paladin, and I'm always assigned to do buffs. Usually whenever I got back from a smoke break, I'd have annoyed guildies wondering where their [Blessing of Might] was. I can't go on follow during trash pulls either, because whoever I'm autofollowing will try his hardest to kill me, and boss fights are obviously a bad idea, too. I actually intentionally killed myself during a Heigan fight, just so I could go afk... and came back to a very annoyed raid group because I had missed a battle rez.

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rjp44

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I miss that special glow on the windshield when I'm driving toward the sun.
I miss the welcoming smell of stale tobacco smoke when I walk in the door.
I miss the first 2 fingers of my right hand having that special essence.
I miss rushing out at 11 pm regardless of the weather to get cigs because there may not be enough to last until I go out the next morning.
 
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