As the person who recently tried to light my e-cigarette with a roller ball pen, I would have mentioned that, but I did not want the new person to feel embarrassed by pointing out that were a DUMB contest to be held, just how quickly and thoroughly she would be sliced up for sandwiches and tossed out of the ring...
I often can't figure out why my automatic won't draw, then I realize I've put it in my mouth the wrong direction!