I hate electronic cigarettes!!!
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So yeah, when I woke up the first thing I would do was head outside for that morning smoke.
I would sit on the welcome mat with my back against the front door.
And I would shoot lung bullets at the surrounding plants.
And yeah, sometimes I would watch them slowly drip off the leaves.
And yeah, usually they would congeal halfway down and form a solid strand.
But now I have no more lung bullets.
None.
And you know what, that really sucks.
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Well if you think the Pure Smokes (not puresmoker.com) beats the Newports you have got to try a REAL PV! You'll love it, I promise,
especially if you buy some Tasty Vapor liquid. In a short time you won't want the tobacco flavor and the German Chocolate Cake, Atomic Fireball and ... will taste soooo much better. 
Interesting enough, going without during even a 6 hour flight never bothered me. The aniticipation of going without was worse. For me, it was kind of mind over matter. I knew I couldn't have one and my mind accepted it. However, once I disembarked, I couldn't hardly wait to get out of the terminal and light up. Wow, did that cig taste awesome.
oh, i would start panicking as soon as i was in the security line.
when i was in the military, and flying often, it was the worst. of course, when it comes to being in airports with 'smoking rooms', i will miss being herded into a glass-death-box-of-smoke to suck down cigs in anticipation of not being able to smoke on the plane.The amazing thing is that even as current smokers, we could still tell that death hung in the air in those airport smoking "lounges" from hell. And that is back when we couldn't even know how horrible we smelled in the first place. We smelled like death, and thought those places smelled like death.oh, i would start panicking as soon as i was in the security line.
How ironic was that?
*** TMI WARNING ***
So yeah, when I woke up the first thing I would do was head outside for that morning smoke.
I would sit on the welcome mat with my back against the front door.
And I would shoot lung bullets at the surrounding plants.
And yeah, sometimes I would watch them slowly drip off the leaves.
And yeah, usually they would congeal halfway down and form a solid strand.
But now I have no more lung bullets.
None.
And you know what, that really sucks.
My "lung bullets" were usually in the shower. You could see them swirl down into the drain. They were so attractive.
personally, i miss constantly chewing gum and having to buy a new pack of gum with every pack of cigs i got...man do i miss the flavor of the ".... and mint" combo...really wonderful mix...
as for everything else posted on here..reading this really brought me back to the glory days.
f 'in e-cigs...theyre the ....... child as a result of a gangbang with smelling clean, feeling good, having an extra hour a day, and chuck norris.
as for everything else posted on here..reading this really brought me back to the glory days.
f 'in e-cigs...theyre the ....... child as a result of a gangbang with smelling clean, feeling good, having an extra hour a day, and chuck norris.
My "lung bullets" were usually in the shower. You could see them swirl down into the drain. They were so attractive.
After reading some of these stories, I can't believe some of you actually still smoked.
After reading some of these stories, I can't believe some of you actually still smoked.
I can't believe it either.
After reading some of these stories, I can't believe some of you actually still smoked.
The Definition Is Adiction...We Put Up With alot Of Ugly Things & Continue What's Not Good For Us...Yes Adiction Is Ugly
The Definition Is Adiction...We Put Up With alot Of Ugly Things & Continue What's Not Good For Us...Yes Adiction Is Ugly
Does it say something bad about me that even when you make a very valid and serious point I am forced to laugh when I notice your avatar?
I really miss hosing down the interior of my car with rain water whilst driving with the window down, and then driving with that musty dead beaver smell for the next three days. Or the delightfully tingly sensation of frostbite on my left ear caused by the impact of thousands of tiny snowflakes traveling at a velocity of 70 miles per hour. Man, that was great.
I've also noticed that I'm no longer able to take nearly as many sick days from work, as I no longer get sick as often or for as long. Man, it was so great when a simple head cold could take me out of action for a good two or three days.
And I miss going out with my non-smoking family to the zoo or the movies and making them wait on me while I found a smoking area in which I could apply a fresh coat of tar to my once-healthy lungs.
And oh, those wonderful days trying to quit, when I would dig my water-soaked pack of cigarettes out of the bottom of the trash, out from underneath the rotten chicken bones and eggshells, and microwave the sodden death-sticks just for the chance to go out into the blistering cold or sweltering heat for a breath of "fresh air", puffing on a fouler-tasting-than-usual cig that was now so incredibly dry you could burn it down in two drags. What I wouldn't give to do that again. E-cigs have destroyed my life.
I've also noticed that I'm no longer able to take nearly as many sick days from work, as I no longer get sick as often or for as long. Man, it was so great when a simple head cold could take me out of action for a good two or three days.
And I miss going out with my non-smoking family to the zoo or the movies and making them wait on me while I found a smoking area in which I could apply a fresh coat of tar to my once-healthy lungs.
And oh, those wonderful days trying to quit, when I would dig my water-soaked pack of cigarettes out of the bottom of the trash, out from underneath the rotten chicken bones and eggshells, and microwave the sodden death-sticks just for the chance to go out into the blistering cold or sweltering heat for a breath of "fresh air", puffing on a fouler-tasting-than-usual cig that was now so incredibly dry you could burn it down in two drags. What I wouldn't give to do that again. E-cigs have destroyed my life.
Does it say something bad about me that even when you make a very valid and serious point I am forced to laugh when I notice your avatar?
No, Happens All The Time...My Buddy(Avatar) Is Now Gone But Still Getting Laughs. He Was GREAT!
I was just surprised every word in the sentence except for "alot" (which isn't a word) was a proper noun.
Sorry About That, Forgot To Study For The Quiz...
I can't stand fishing with my PV. I really miss tucking my head in my jacket, ducking down, spinning around trying to get protection from the wind to light my lighter.
Oh man, do I miss that...
Nothing like sitting there for 5 minutes trying to light the damn thing with no success.
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