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You should have seen my jaw drop when I read that.
I still sit here, mouth agape.
Keep in mind that I do live in Southern California.
But I find it hard to imagine life without guacamole, since that would mean life without chips or rolled tacos.
Since you live in Pittsburgh, I'm just going to assume you have never had freshly made guacamole with real avocados.
Thinking that will at least help me sleep at night.
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I have a friend that has an awesome mnemonic for food: "If it's green, it's too old to be food."

