IKV *STORY TIME* Contest!

[AK Aaron]

And by weird I mean, half rotten apples and unrefined gasoline weird.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

After the weirdness passed I felt it was necessary to excuse myself from the current situation and be on my way again.....

 

[FranC]

as quickly and quietly as possible

 

[sashwa]

or the zombies will get you.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Oooppps............stepped on a twig. I'll be quieter from here on out. Promise. hahahahahaaaaaaa"

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

In case the zombies come out again, something else in the zombie survival kit might come in handy. I reach in and pull out...

 

[Zipslack]

a large pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers! Useful for plucking the tender young dental floss from the dental floss plants, but not so useful against zombies...so I reach back in...

 

[5cardstud]

and pulled back a bloody stump. My hand was gone but....

 

[Cavere]

I always carry extras in my fanny pack

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

I realized I could use this against the zombies if I could convince them there were fresh brains in the kit!

 

[SmilingSlasher]

but all I had were day old brains, one condom, a chewed piece Big Red and 6 push pins. "Why do I have push pins??"

 

[Uncle]

I realized it was only because I took an absolutely far fetched way to get where I really needed to be right now.

 

[5cardstud]

So I put on my hat, my sidearms, and grabbed my Cheetos and....

 

[Sdh]

started walking towards the lost city of.....

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

out of stock vape gear. A city that contained an enormous bazaar of every out of stock and limited edition vape gear. All of it authentic and all of it heavily discounted. Unfortunately, it was guarded by...

 

[Sdh]

evil trolls that consumed mass quantities of...

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Cotton candy. But just the blue kind, that pink stuff is just disgusting. All that cotton candy impacted their health in a very interesting way. The evil trolls...

 

[Uncle]

Actually became "Munchcians" from OZ.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

But these munchkins were much more menacing. They were very violent and known for...

 

[spacekitty]

...beating up the Oompa Loompas, who were filled with Everlasting Gobstoppers and...