IKV *STORY TIME* Contest!

[IThrenodyI]

dancing the Macarena with wild abandon.

 

[FranC]

and that scared all the zombie cats

 

[pizza2me]

who jumped on the sugar giraffes ....

 

[spacekitty]

... and ate their brains!! Then they...

 

[Sdh]

wanted more. A train was nearby......

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Was headed straight for them!

 

[spacekitty]

And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

 

[somejerk]

And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

Jones pushed them out of the way in the nick of time...

 

[sawlight]

But the train had killed all the sugar giraffe's and zombie cats, we were safe, for now.............

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Jones said (very slowly) "You have to follow me! It's very urgent! The FDA is hot on my trail and wants to take our ecigs!"

Then he walked slowly down the path

 

[maddogg]

until he hit that hole... spiraling into the realm of...

 

[FranC]

the unknown wilderness and beyond

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

A white rabbit holding a pocket watch screamed "You've killed her!" and I looked down to see the squashed remains of a little girl and a bloody blue dress. Looked up at the hole that I fell from, I saw there was no way back up so I decided to trek onward.

 

[spacekitty]

Then he came upon a strange looking little bottle, with a sign on it that said: "vape Me"...

 

[somejerk]

and he did just that.... suddenly he began to grow so much chest hair that it looked like a forest.

 

[sawlight]

Then he shrank down, about the size of an ant and was stuck in the forest of chest hair, he started to search around for the way out when he ran into............

 

[Prism]

a giant juice sucking misquito

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

the mosquito began chasing him and he thought all was lost until...

 

[AK Aaron]

The little girl he squashed turned into a flying good zombie and started out the treacherous hole.... But suddenly....

 

[Cavere]

The drugs wore off sadly