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before they took off in their spaceship... because they were the "Killer Klowns from Outerspace"!!
Along came Paula Deen and she dropped 2 pounds of butter into the pot. Martha...
but wait...........Here come reporters and lawyers wanting to know why Martha poisons clowns. Is she also a CLOWN HATER?? Does she want little clowns with big feet and red noses serving guests at a wedding??
AND ALTHOUGH IT WAS JUST TO SOON . . . Tha actual case against Martha went ahead, because . . .
16 waiters claimed that Martha was juggling chainsaws at a side job and dropped one, slicing off a midgets left arm.
The end of the road . . . When all of a sudden Puala starting asking how old the person really was that kept leaking this childish information, before shw went any further.
Paula finally made it into the courtroom just in time to hear the judge scream....."Was that a fish scale.........or a finger nail?" at Martha as she smeared strawberry jam across her face and said "Why sooooooooo SERIOUS!!???" like Heath Ledger.
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Then she smeared some peanut butter on herself, too... and started dancing around the courtroom singing "It's peanut butter jelly time" at the top of her lungs!! The judge pounded his gavel and...
Brian Griffin popped out of the crowd and yelled......"HEY!!!! That's MY shtick and don't EVER let me hear of you doing that again!! You hear me, lady??"
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