to know how the last post relates to this fabulous story we have going?.............says Martha's lawyer.
SHO NUFF! -Isaac
SHO NUFF! -Isaac
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I was wondering what I was doing in the court room when I realized the jury was made up of zombies!
Zombies who crave not human flesh................but crave the stiff skin that forms on Jell-O if left in the fridge too long!!
The zombies were the only people (?) they could get for the jury that hadn't already heard about the case on the evening news... because they were out roaming the streets looking for month old Jello during that time, and...
Paula's lawyer promised them a pure jello skin recipe if they would rule in her favor. However, Stewart's lawyer promised them something even more significant...
........JOBS!! They could be paid extras on this season of AMC's The Walking Dead!!!
reached into her back pocket, pulled out a stale piece of banana nut bread and began to wave it madly in the air screaming "Wassup, DAWG!!??? Whatchoo gonna do now, SUCKA??? I got this here.........what you got??...........NOTHING, that's what!!!"
Suddenly, Norman Reddis runs into the courtroom. "Where's the Jell-O eating zombies at?" he says as he draws his crossbow and fires one directly into Paula's eyeball. "That's for those comments you been making." he yells then turns to wrangle some extras for the show.
even though Paula took one in the eye, she is still running around acting all "GANGSTA"!!!
Martha, uncomfortable in the court room for obvious reasons, moves the battle to the set of Highlander III
......she manages to mutter "There can be only ONE" as little chunks of butter fly from her greasy lips. Martha says "Fine.........Be one. I'm outta here." as she throws 2 fingers in the air............"Deuces" she whispers as she fades into the fog.
"Ellen........You know EVERYBODY and EVERYTHING. I need for you to give me dancing lessons, tell me where I can find 200lbs of fresh butter, a potato gun, 3 bottles of Ajax cleaner, a shoehorn and I need to find that guy from that zombie show. Payback is HELL!!!" she screams as she shakes her fist wildly. "Payback is HELLLLLLLL!!!!!"
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