lol - we have very different definitions of "vacation", "boonies", "accommodations", and "drama".
Any place closer than a week away from a mall can't be defined as "boonies" by me. Any closer to a mall than that and I start getting antsie.
"Five Star" means there isn't a sharp rock poking right in that really uncomfortable place, or you're not hanging from a bivvy sack a few hundred feet in the air. "Acceptable" means the snakes, scorpions, or spiders didn't curl up beside you for warmth last night, and the bears or big cats didn't find your intended breakfast.
"Drama", from my perspective, is a broken leg at an elevation that no helicopter can reach, a nasty storm at sea days out of reach of rescue, catastrophic equipment failure, or a "five step" snake or spider bite in the jungle...
Any place closer than a week away from a mall can't be defined as "boonies" by me. Any closer to a mall than that and I start getting antsie.
"Five Star" means there isn't a sharp rock poking right in that really uncomfortable place, or you're not hanging from a bivvy sack a few hundred feet in the air. "Acceptable" means the snakes, scorpions, or spiders didn't curl up beside you for warmth last night, and the bears or big cats didn't find your intended breakfast.
"Drama", from my perspective, is a broken leg at an elevation that no helicopter can reach, a nasty storm at sea days out of reach of rescue, catastrophic equipment failure, or a "five step" snake or spider bite in the jungle...
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