A long time ago I overheard one of my wife's "friends" giving her a hard time about all my hobbies and how much I spend on them. The wife replied "It's not a problem, he's almost always home every night playing with one of his toys, where's your husband and who's he playing with?"
A couple of months later that friend had a drunk cop banging on the door, seams her husband was out somewhere with the cop's wife.
A couple of months later that friend had a drunk cop banging on the door, seams her husband was out somewhere with the cop's wife.


