I've Had It! Back to Cigarettes!!!

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Craybee

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after 31 seconds of vaping i'm going back to smoking. yes sir i've had enough! enough i tells ya! enough!


do you realize i had to push a stupid button to get this thing to even work. what's up with that? i don't have to push no stinkin' button on my cigarette. i just inhale and take a big lungful of so many :censored: chemicals i can't even pronounce that it's just gotta mean they're doing something i like. it's just gotta!!
i don't know how you people put up with these silly, deliciously flavored contraptions. what's wrong with you?


and i swear the second after i vaped this crazy lady came sauntering up to me and was all, "ooh that smells good." Good? Good? i'll show you what smells good you, you crazy person! that's what you are! coming up to people telling them their vape smells good. what's wrong with you? who does that? i never have to to worry about that when i smoke because the people stay far far away. why? because it stinks! it stinks to high Heaven like a cigarette should. if God wanted us to vape he woulda invented these things a long time ago. that's what my pastor said today during sunday sermon and he should know because he's got a direct connection to sweet sweet Jesus. he said Jesus didn't vape and you know what? i believe him!! there! take that you heathens! the whole lot a yous!


what do you mean i have to charge my battery? i'll charge your battery you good for nuthin' so 'n so. OMG I JUST CLIMBED THESE STAIRS WITHOUT WHEEZING! what sort of black magic is this? argh! argh! i'm just offended and appalled. it's not natural to climb stairs without wheezing! aaaaaaargh! it's the end times!!!
 

Craybee

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Somebody's been reading "those" threads today, haven't they? :rolleyes:

why i haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. it's that electronic devil stick making you say that. repent! repent!


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Robdob

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Gosh Darn it! You'll know the evil in the world when you start to smell things like you did as a child! You'll taste the yuckiness of a good chicken soup...OMG! When you taste the sin of strawberry shortcake you'll know you're going to :evil:. As a punishment for your sin, you're condemned to live a longer healthier life. Indeed turn back NOW!!!!
 
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