Janty personal portable smoke machines

[sanneke]

Hey Emp, love reading your posts, I read it with an English accent.

 

[NerdyCinderella]

JANTY does not sell e-cigarettes. We do not sell quit smoking devices also wrongly referred to as electronic cigarettes. We do however sell Portable Smoke Machines, which come in different detached pieces, also referred to as JANTY KISSBOX.

Once assembled, these pieces can look like a pen (or other various shapes we are working on). This pen or other wise shaped device can be used to produce party smoke (PG). Party smoke is used at venues such as rock concerts or events, products launches, bars, disco's, fashion shows...

Our little personal smoke machines can produce various flavors of smoke such as apple, RY4, vanilla, mint and yes even tobacco, by using JANTY cartridges with our without nicotine content.

We are working on a new development for you to be able to produce even more PG smoke than in previous versions. Producing party smoke is fun, on your own or in a group! So if anyone asks "hey what's that thing, it looks like one of those e-cig things? You can answer "Nope, this a personal portable smoke machine, wanna see some really dense PG smoke?"

Thank you for your kind attention.

Well I wondered what was the purpose of Ruyan's statement when I first read it.

I started to think perhaps Ruyan was preparing for a State or Federal case when and if the sale and use of this device gets challenged here in the States.

I thought he was trying to redefine the name and purpose of his device. Redefine and re-label in the manner that politicians and our current administration, in particular, has become so expert at doing.

Oh well, now he says it was a joke. Guess we have to give Ruyan more room here and realize he might be a human being with a sense of humor? 8-o

 

[windblown]

Well I wondered what was the purpose of Ruyan's statement when I first read it.

Oh well, now he says it was a joke. Guess we have to give Ruyan more room here and realize he might be a human being with a sense of humor? 8-o

Yes, I first realized he might actually be human when I saw that video he posted.

 

[TropicalBob]

I took it seriously, obviously. Guess who else did? The Google Bot.

I get emailed daily links to all things "electronic cigarette" and the Ruyan post was right atop the list today, reading as a deadly serious post without a trace of humor for the world to see.

Lesson: Satire can flop if the audience is not warned ahead of time. And you're right, Cindy, that this is EXACTLY what we now expect of the corporate world. The phony post rings true precisely because real world corporate dishonesty and shenanigans have taught us that they'll do anything for a buck.

Of course, I hope Ruyan doesn't fall into that mold. So far, they're doing all the right things. Including posting here.

 

[TheEmperorOfIceCream]

hmmm. I think your initial response was the correct one, Bob. Where were the smilies and the obvious humour that characterise earlier posts from Ruyan?

I just scoped back to check this out and guess what - anywhere Ludo used the word enjØy now links to you-know-who.

I bet that'll go down a treat with the suppliers on here...

 

[Klaue]

hmmm. I think your initial response was the correct one, Bob. Where were the smilies and the obvious humour that characterise earlier posts from Ruyan?

I just scoped back to check this out and guess what - anywhere Ludo used the word enjØy now links to you-know-who.

I bet that'll go down a treat with the suppliers on here...

That is an automatic replace here in the forum, I noticed it in other threads too. I hate this type of advertising, no matter where. I would even prefer huge advertising banners

Test: Njoy Ruyan Janty e-cig Sedansa
(let's see how many we get)

EDIT: weird. maybe just in other subforums like reviews? I know that the replace also hit one of my posts there..

 

[jamie]

found the info

 

[Ludo]

Where were the smilies and the obvious humour that characterise earlier posts from Ruyan?

The previous forum software had the possibility to insert smileys, this one doesn't have the "extra options" yet, or I can't find them..

That is an automatic replace here in the forum, I noticed it in other threads too. I hate this type of advertising, no matter where. I would even prefer huge advertising banners

I don't understand this, by typing the word eNjoy you get links sent to your personal email address???? And how do you connect this to me?

 

[karenwest1961]

Hey Ludo, I'm going to check and see if Mercury is in Retrograde again.

This is whole thread is not making any sense. And tensions are starting to get out of hand over blatantly OBVIOUS misunderstandings.

 

[leaford]

The previous forum software had the possibility to insert smileys, this one doesn't have the "extra options" yet, or I can't find them..

Go to your controol panel, Ludo, and click on Edit Options, then scroll down to Miscellaneous Options. Under Message Editor Interface use the drop down menu to selectEnhanced Interface- Full WYSIWYG Editing. That'll get yer smilies back.

I don't understand this, by typing the word eNjoy you get links sent to your personal email address???? And how do you connect this to me?

Hey Ludo, I'm going to check and see if Mercury is in Retrograde again.

This is whole thread is not making any sense. And tensions are starting to get out of hand over blatantly OBVIOUS misunderstandings.

It was an experiment by SJ, our esteemed webmaster here. It's stopped now, so I think it's over. Didn't seem popular at all, and derailed too many threads. I have to take a share of the blame for it all.

 

[Ludo]

19th of June was the last day, but you never know whit the cosmic e-powers... Thanks for your understanding Karen.

Thanks leaford, I found it


This whole thread just made me feel so

but now i'm

I promise I won't post ideas anymore unless I put plenty of emoticons to make sure i won't get misunderstood.

I'll take full advantage of the WYSIWYG editor

 

[Spider]

I knew it! As soon as I go to bed the whole board descends into choas!

 

[dnakr]

LOL - all is well again in the (using TB's quote) First Church of E-Smoking.

 

[karenwest1961]

I promise I won't post ideas anymore unless I put plenty of emoticons to make sure i won't get misunderstood.

Dude! Did you have to go and use ALL of them? Save some for the rest of us!

 

[NerdyCinderella]

19th of June was the last day, but you never know whit the cosmic e-powers... Thanks for your understanding Karen.

Thanks leaford, I found it


This whole thread just made me feel so

but now i'm

I promise I won't post ideas anymore unless I put plenty of emoticons to make sure i won't get misunderstood.

I'll take full advantage of the WYSIWYG editor

I wonder what he really meant by that!

 

[TheEmperorOfIceCream]

Sorry Ludo - I jumped to conclusions a bit too quickly.

Emp

 

[Ludo]

no problemo

 

[syntaxevasion]

"Lung guard apparatus"

-on manufacturer's customs declaration.

 

[TropicalBob]

Fraud. Not a good idea. And this such an old thread to resurrect.

 

[dablackanarch]

JANTY does not sell e-cigarettes. We do not sell quit smoking devices also wrongly referred to as electronic cigarettes. We do however sell Portable Smoke Machines, which come in different detached pieces, also referred to as JANTY KISSBOX.

Once assembled, these pieces can look like a pen (or other various shapes we are working on). This pen or other wise shaped device can be used to produce party smoke (PG). Party smoke is used at venues such as rock concerts or events, products launches, bars, disco's, fashion shows...

Our little personal smoke machines can produce various flavors of smoke such as apple, RY4, vanilla, mint and yes even tobacco, by using JANTY cartridges with our without nicotine content.

We are working on a new development for you to be able to produce even more PG smoke than in previous versions. Producing party smoke is fun, on your own or in a group! So if anyone asks "hey what's that thing, it looks like one of those e-cig things? You can answer "Nope, this a personal portable smoke machine, wanna see some really dense PG smoke?"

Thank you for your kind attention.

Ludo...I love you.